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A penis which has not been washed for several days gains a cheese-like texture which emits an offensive odor. See also "ballfunk," "nut funk," or "famundachese."
Eat my cheese penis, bitch.

You better wash that shit before you get a cheese penis.
by colon d February 02, 2003
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A penis that hasn't been washed in quite some time that forms a crusty substance.
That is so discusting, he has a cheesepenis.
by Annie Rattner March 19, 2005
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one of those cheese sticks that u get at the grocery store that look like a frickin dildo
hey mom could you pick me up some of those cheese penises from the store while your out im really hungry.
by the man March 14, 2004
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