cheesey load 

When you shove a brick of cheese in a sexual orifice, leave your load in it and your partner will put it in a sandwich to eat

"Hey dude, my girls so hot she loves a cheesey load daily"

cheesey load by Dirty mingler February 17, 2024

String Cheese Load

When a guy's cum is so thick it squirts out of his uretha like string cheese upping the sensation of his orgasm. A string cheese load often remains in the uretha forcing the male to have to urinate to clear his pipes.

Dude, I shot a String Cheese Load in Vivian's pussy last night. That shit was so thick and greasey, I bet it is still nesting in her labia flaps today.

String Cheese Load by beebers76 December 20, 2008

cottage cheese load 

When you don’t whack off for a week or plow out your old lady and drop a batch on some strumpets glasses you plowed out in the bathroom of the local dive pub.

Dam I just left a cottage cheese load on some gal in the bathroom all she needed was some sliced peaches with that cottage cheese load

cottage cheese load by Salchi Poppa February 18, 2022

cheese loader 

An uncircumcised dick

"Take a look at that cheese loader"

cheese loader by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022

double decker cheese loaded bastard 

so this bastard took a double decker, and loaded it with cheese. crazy

"Hey, take a look at this double decker cheese loaded bastard. He's afraid of the imminent heat death of the universe, what a loser." *skateboards away*

double decker cheese loaded bastard by 6aXL September 30, 2020