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by cheeselon April 16, 2022
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Cheesebob Squarepants

Commonly misrepresented as "Spongebob Squarepants", Cheesebob is a cartoon character who lives under the sea, and has an impressive array of friends.
Nobody really knows why Cheesebob was changed to Spongebob when he clearly is not a sponge, but a block of cheese.
Charlie: Dude, I can't go to the library with you, Cheesebob Squarepants double-bill is on at 5pm!
by Less, Jess & The Pussy October 22, 2007
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Cheeseboard

Basically, at the end of a meal after you’re full and don’t really want anymore the dessert menu arrives and you decide you want a dessert. The cheeseboard option is always on there but it’s the last choice anyone ever goes for. Also within the cheeseboard you have the nice cheeses then you always have the horrid stinking cheeses that are left over at the end after all the nice cheeses are gone. As the cheeseboard sits there infront of you you will start to pick at the horrid cheeses even though you don’t want them, just because they are there and you ordered a dessert.

This is like when you go out, the ugly girl (like the cheeseboard) is always the last option you’d choose, you never really want it and will regret it afterwards but at the time it seems like the right and only thing to do.
Within the cheeseboard itself the horrid cheeses are always left. On a night out the fit girls always get pulled or leave early on in the night, which leaves the less attractive girls on the dance floor towards the end of night. By this time if you havnt already pulled but feel like you want to, this are your only option and even if you don’t want them you will slowly start to pick away and get closer closer as they are left there in front of you until eventually you end up getting with one of them.
“Right mate it’s 2am neither of us have pulled yet, let’s go cheeseboarding”
by -Cutters- December 30, 2017
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cheesemonger

vendor of cheese or indeed purveyor of interesting ideas
The cheesemonger showed us his wares

or

That guy is a real cheesemonger
by cheesemonger January 23, 2004
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cheeselog

More commenly known as a woodlouse. If you are unsure of what a woodlouse is then they are the little grey bugs with loads of legs that roll up into a ball when you flick them.
Also partial to damp.
There is a cheeselog family living in my bathroom.
by Chrissybabes23 May 26, 2005
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CheeseOnToast

Term commonly used to describe a traditional english breakfast.

It also gives reference to a young, female gamer, most likely of Northern UK origin, who revels in online gaming, living and breathing on IRC, talking about sheep and cows and her field, and giggling uncontrollably at other gamers through TeamSpeak.
Melly was referred to as CheeseOnToast, as befitting the common description.
by Aco October 21, 2004
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CheeseMongrel

A game which originated in the state of Maine, in the United States of America. The game is continuous, much like The Game. The first person to tell someone else that they are a CheeseMongrel wins, but then no one else may say the word until the next day.
Gene: Hey Casey, you're a CheeseMongrel!
Casey: I already said it today. Try again tomorrow.
Gene: Aww man...
by FSM129 February 16, 2009
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