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cheesemonger 

Seller of cheese for personal or domestic uses
The cheesemonger showed us his wares
cheesemonger by bob November 23, 2002

Cheesemonger 

I got some mozzarella from my cheesemonger

Cheesemonger 

A word that is used to describe a person who gets completely stoned or 'mongoled' from smoking too much of the canabis strain called 'cheese'.
This guy is a proper cheesemonger.
Cheesemonger by Mongoose1209 October 16, 2018

cheesemonger 

A person owning land in Wisconsin and is unwilling to sell.
That cheesemonger won't settle on a selling price for that Frank Llyod Wright house.

Cheesemonger 

A person who prefers to perform oral on a day old dick or vagina, preferably 24-48 hours after a high exertion workout
Sarah’s going to see her cheesemonger today for some day old dick
Cheesemonger by Sara1983 August 30, 2025

cheese monger 

A Cheese Monger is someone that sells cheese. This is not including Frumunda Cheese.
I got this crumbly blue from that cheese monger down the street.
cheese monger by Mitchca April 26, 2006
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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