6 definitions by cheesemonger

1
The smell of cat in a residence. Varies from barely detectable (1 cat) to retch inducing (10 plus). In extreme cases the catmosphere can penetrate clothing leaving the lingering odour of sadness.
Have you ever seen Catwoman? No, but I've smelled her catmosphere, and I had the flu at the time!
by cheesemonger November 27, 2016
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2
vendor of cheese or indeed purveyor of interesting ideas
The cheesemonger showed us his wares

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That guy is a real cheesemonger
by cheesemonger January 23, 2004
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3
What happens on hot summer days at events like carnivals when blokes (usually) drink too much, turn red and pass out.
Terry got a bad attack of Beerstroke at the Queen's garden party - again!
by cheesemonger July 04, 2015
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4
A romantic comedy in which one of the lovers dies.
That "Truly, Madly, Deeply" is a fine example of the rom-crem genre IMHO.
by cheesemonger June 19, 2019
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6
To get pissed at a wake and make a rather theatrical and embarrassing eulogy, especially if referencing Shakespeare.
OMG, exceptional Wakebarding performance by Ken today. He threw up on the widow's shoes and quoted Julius Caesar, Hamlet AND The Tempest!
by cheesemonger November 04, 2018
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