CHEESELAND

cHEESE LAND pHILOSIPHY; cHEESE LANDF PEOPLE +jOEH, mOUSE AND cHRIS+ hAVE BEEN WANDERING FOR ...DAYS HOW CHEESE LAND WAS cREATED? tHEY GOT AN ANSWER ONE DAY..FROM THE IMAGINATIOPN OF ONE WEIRD KID, HAHA, IT IS A PLACE THAT WAS CREATED BY HUNGRY HUMANS, CHEESE LAND LASTS ALL OF 5 MINS, 1 IF IT'S A FAT HUMAN, BUT TO CHEESE LAND PEOPLE IT FEELS LIKE CENTURIES, HUMANS DESTROY CHEESE LAND ALL THE TIME, THEY ARE IN-LKEAGUE WITH THE TURKEYS o_o

"We have super chicken powers to make us run real slow and poison people who eat out land! Or if you're in with the turkeys!! <_<"

by We heart hitlers pants! January 16, 2005

Cheeselagtites

Similar to stalagtites, cheeselagtites are the globs of cheese that hang from the underside of an opened pizza box.

Dude, that pizza man crushed our pie and now we have cheeselagtites hanging off the cardboard...

by wallytour January 28, 2008

Cheeseman

Cheeseman (chee-z ma-an) noun

This word is generally used to describe an insincer, cheesy shyster. A greasy kinda guy with a used car salesman vibe.

OMG don't fall for that. He is Cheeseman!

by Dragonlady58 December 30, 2020

Cheesetard

A person who achieves 40% or less on a cheese-related test or quiz.

Don't trust his advice when it comes to fine cheeses, rumour has it that he's a cheesetard!

by Furlong_The_Egyptian July 25, 2016

Cheesegender

A person who identifies as a slice, block or stick of cheese

Olivia: Mom, Dad, I have something important to tell you
Mom: What's up Olivia?
Olivia: I'm cheesegender...
Mom:...
Dad:...Get the fuck out of my house

by the kid at the lunch table August 17, 2021

Cheeseman

Noun, Adj;

Self styled Del boy and general lunatic that makes a living buying cardboard, conning single mums out of retro games/consoles and marking them up tenfold on wherever he isn't banned from.
In recent months, 'doing a Cheeseman' has come to generalise someone who has totally unrealistic pricing on stuff they are selling.

1.Guy on Facebook has a sealed Mariokart and wants three grand for it.
2. Lol, wasn't Cheeseman was it ?

by Spartyvus December 6, 2018

Cheeseman

A girl that no one finds attractive except for you. All true bros have a cheeseman. You cannot make fun of a bro for his cheeseman, as it is not a choice.

Bro 1: Damn bro, I would totally hit that.

Bro 2: Are you kidding me bro? She's a freaking grenade.

Bro 1: I can't help it bro, she's my cheeseman.

Bro 2: Oh, it's cool then.

by chyaaaaaa December 24, 2012