Cheeseless 

when there no cheese

Cheeseless cheese doesn't exist because you need cheese to make cheese

Cheeseless by definitionpro69 August 26, 2021

Cheeseless Rice 

How to swear without offending believers of Jesus Christ.

"Cheeseless rice, I am going to get written up again!"

Cheeseless Rice by Kosher Kurry February 13, 2013

Cheeseless Quesadilla

Getting a blowjob with a condom on.

How was that chick last night?

It kinda sucked, she gave me a cheeseless quesadilla and then called it a night.

Cheeseless Quesadilla by Donkeypunch1 December 17, 2015

Cheeseless Mice 

non-offensive way to say Jesus Christ

Cheeseless Mice! There was another mass shooting today!

Cheeseless Mice by Baybosumoodace December 29, 2022

cheesemeister 

Someone whose behavior is consistantly hokey, a lame-o.

David Hasselhoff is a real cheesemeister.

cheesemeister by Anya Anamhbme January 3, 2005

Cheesefest 

noun- a term referring to any sort of TV show, movie, or event in which the jokes, plotline, presenters or actors themselves are cheesy. cheesy as in corny, stupid, or even cringe-inducingly unfunny.

boyfriends often have to endure many Cheesefests at the hands of their needy, idiotic girlfriends. every guy has a breaking point at the number of Cheesefests he can withstand.

the guys who get laid the most are practically immune to them, hence their waxy appearance and glazed eyes.

Boy: so where do you want to go tonight for our second date?
Girl: ooo a new romantic comedy with anne hathaway is out! or maybe that disney one with miley cyrus and ashley tisdale!

Boy: *cringes* not another Cheesefest!

Cheesefest by societymongerer July 23, 2009

cheesepussy 

1) an individual who is too much of a pussy to be called even a cheesedick 2) a mega-tool 3) a super creeper 3)Jersey Shore to the max

Wow, that crreper from last night at the parade was such a cheesepussy.

cheesepussy by jeffandmack February 16, 2010