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cheesefumes 

The odour eminating from a penis whose owner has neglected to wash it. Such as D. McGowan of Merseyside.
"Dominic opened the top of his trousers to scratch his balls but was hit by immediate cheesefumes."
cheesefumes by dickytoon January 22, 2009
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Cheesefest 

noun- a term referring to any sort of TV show, movie, or event in which the jokes, plotline, presenters or actors themselves are cheesy. cheesy as in corny, stupid, or even cringe-inducingly unfunny.

boyfriends often have to endure many Cheesefests at the hands of their needy, idiotic girlfriends. every guy has a breaking point at the number of Cheesefests he can withstand.

the guys who get laid the most are practically immune to them, hence their waxy appearance and glazed eyes.
Boy: so where do you want to go tonight for our second date?
Girl: ooo a new romantic comedy with anne hathaway is out! or maybe that disney one with miley cyrus and ashley tisdale!

Boy: *cringes* not another Cheesefest!
Cheesefest by societymongerer July 23, 2009

cheesefest 

A situation where two opposing sides are at a stalemate and have no hope of resolving the situation.
A zerg vs. zerg fight was a total cheesefest! The game went on forever!
cheesefest by srav July 1, 2008

cheesefriestv

A tiktoker with the most down bad captions
Person 1: hey did u see cheesefriestv new video?.
Person 2: that one with the caption that said “If we were both squirrels, i would bust a nut in ur whole”?
Person 1: yeah that was funny
cheesefriestv by Ballsucker999 February 20, 2023

Cheesefest 

Pervert; One who practices sexual perversion.
Random: I'm bored...
Cheesefest: Why don't you play with yourself?
Cheesefest by Bonnie... January 31, 2008

Cheesefest 

Several people sitting down together after a meal to share a large cheeseboard with crackers
Following dinner they all sat down to enjoy a huge cheesefest
Cheesefest by StumpyPete July 26, 2016

Cheesebumps 

When you see food which contains an enormous amount of cheese in it and the sight of it melting and spreading makes your mouth salivate, you mind go blank and give your body goosebumps.
Look at this bakes potatoes plate! It has 3 separate layers of cheese and extra cheese at the top!
Man, I got the cheesebumps!
Cheesebumps by Ergeron July 3, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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