cheesefumes

The odour eminating from a penis whose owner has neglected to wash it. Such as D. McGowan of Merseyside.

"Dominic opened the top of his trousers to scratch his balls but was hit by immediate cheesefumes."

by dickytoon January 22, 2009

Cheesefest

noun- a term referring to any sort of TV show, movie, or event in which the jokes, plotline, presenters or actors themselves are cheesy. cheesy as in corny, stupid, or even cringe-inducingly unfunny.

boyfriends often have to endure many Cheesefests at the hands of their needy, idiotic girlfriends. every guy has a breaking point at the number of Cheesefests he can withstand.

the guys who get laid the most are practically immune to them, hence their waxy appearance and glazed eyes.

Boy: so where do you want to go tonight for our second date?
Girl: ooo a new romantic comedy with anne hathaway is out! or maybe that disney one with miley cyrus and ashley tisdale!

Boy: *cringes* not another Cheesefest!

by societymongerer July 23, 2009

cheesefest

A situation where two opposing sides are at a stalemate and have no hope of resolving the situation.

A zerg vs. zerg fight was a total cheesefest! The game went on forever!

by srav July 1, 2008

cheesefriestv

A tiktoker with the most down bad captions

Person 1: hey did u see cheesefriestv new video?.
Person 2: that one with the caption that said “If we were both squirrels, i would bust a nut in ur whole”?
Person 1: yeah that was funny

by Ballsucker999 February 20, 2023

Cheesefest

Pervert; One who practices sexual perversion.

Random: I'm bored...
Cheesefest: Why don't you play with yourself?

by Bonnie... January 31, 2008

Cheesefest

Several people sitting down together after a meal to share a large cheeseboard with crackers

Following dinner they all sat down to enjoy a huge cheesefest

by StumpyPete July 26, 2016

Cheesebumps

When you see food which contains an enormous amount of cheese in it and the sight of it melting and spreading makes your mouth salivate, you mind go blank and give your body goosebumps.

Look at this bakes potatoes plate! It has 3 separate layers of cheese and extra cheese at the top!
Man, I got the cheesebumps!

by Ergeron July 3, 2019