Definitions by Ergeron
Cheesebumps
When you see food which contains an enormous amount of cheese in it and the sight of it melting and spreading makes your mouth salivate, you mind go blank and give your body goosebumps.
Look at this bakes potatoes plate! It has 3 separate layers of cheese and extra cheese at the top!
Man, I got the cheesebumps!
Man, I got the cheesebumps!
Cheesebumps by Ergeron July 3, 2019
Office Jihad
When a Muslim disgruntled employee begins subtle sabotage as a from of protest to his superiors, until they give into his/her demands.
- So what are you gonna do?
- Maybe I book appointments the wrong way, maybe I forget some post its, maybe I send wrong emails.
- Dude that's like declaring war on your manager, your problem doesn't sound like its worth the trouble.
- Fixing the good coffee machine is worth any cost. The entire office is united in this.
- The struggle sounds real.
- I like to call it Office Jihad.
- Maybe I book appointments the wrong way, maybe I forget some post its, maybe I send wrong emails.
- Dude that's like declaring war on your manager, your problem doesn't sound like its worth the trouble.
- Fixing the good coffee machine is worth any cost. The entire office is united in this.
- The struggle sounds real.
- I like to call it Office Jihad.
Office Jihad by Ergeron June 27, 2019
Telasspathy
When you and another person think and mention the same piece of ass at the same time without it being necessarily in your immediate vicinity.
- Man i run into Korina at the gym and i can't stop thinking about dat ass!
- Dude i was just thinking about dat booty!
- Telasspathy!
- Dude i was just thinking about dat booty!
- Telasspathy!
Telasspathy by Ergeron June 21, 2019