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cheese-sloth

A derogatory term for a slow-moving, large woman who enjoys eating cheese, so much so, that she gains weight constantly. Most cheese-sloth tend to have nervous habits as well and smoke pot before eating their cheese. Similar to a grease-puss, but more focused on the cheese-eating habits of larger women.
Buddy #1: 'Did you hear what the cheese-sloth did today, brother?'
Buddy #2: 'No, what did that fat-ass do, dude?'
Buddy #1: 'Witnessed her drink a coffee cup of melted Velveeta, eat a wheel of Brie, and a half-pound of cheddar, dawg, can you believe it? She's so damn fat from all of that cheese, man!'
Buddy #2: 'It's a shame, bro, is she still smoking an ounce of pot every 2 or 3 days too?'
by coozehound72 August 17, 2010
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Green Bay Cheesecloth

Ejaculating into a tissue, paper towel, washcloth, etc. and then rubbing the "cloth" into someone's face.
I gave my girlfriend a Green Bay Cheesecloth last night when she was on the computer. She didn't talk to me the rest of the night.
by salzie October 16, 2008
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Cheeseclothin

When you shit your pants so bad that it runs out of the fabric of your pants, imitating a cheesecloth.
Last week I was out at the lake fishin' and I shit myself so bad I was cheeseclothin
by ShahabTekken July 27, 2025
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