cheese wipe 

When you take a slap of cheddar cheese and smash it on a plate till you see through it.

Usually used as an insult.

You are such a cheese wipe!

What the cheese wipe?!

Shut up, you cheese wipe!

cheese wipe by master stghm April 4, 2004

Cheesewipe 

When a man loves a woman also a man . This is called cheesewiping. You can cheesewipe all over the floor and sometimes on another mans face.

Oh dude im so cheesewiping with my wife

i cheesewiped all over that guy

god i wish you would cheesewipe me right now

we're gonna cheesewipe in the moonlight

Cheesewipe by Cheesefuckaaska March 30, 2009

cheesepipe 

The word cheesepipe is derived from the two words cheese and pipe. There are two definitions for the word.
1) a pipe used to smoke cheese
2) A pipe made of cheese, used to smoke substances such as tobacco.

1)I was smoking some mad cheese last night with my cheesepipe
2)I have to buy a new cheesepipe, because my last one melted when I was smoking tobacco.

cheesepipe by Tom Browne May 9, 2005

Cheesewire 

When a man's trousers are that tight he has a testicle either side of his crotch seam!

Jeez! Did you see that cheesewire on that bloke? It's a wonder he can breathe never mind talking like he's inhaled helium! Well squished!

Cheesewire by Tentpeg August 17, 2017