18 definitions by master stghm

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Lumberjacks are the second most awesome people group, after Pirates, and before Ninjas.

Real Lumberjacks have an ax and existed long ago and wear flannel, suspenders, and pants. They have hairy faces and kick ass. They will cut down any forest easy, because they are awesome.

Fake Lumberjacks are the modern day lumberjacks who wear bright orange and they use chainsaws because they are too weak to use an ax. They also eat lots of flapjacks. Sing and breakdance.

The most awesome lumberjack ever was Paul Bunyan, he was kickass.
A lumberjack's ax is NOT spelled with an e like "axe". Only norsemen had axes.
That lumberjack will pwn j00 easy!
by master stghm January 23, 2005
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An elderly man named Glenn Farnsworth who is in the Yahoo Chat - Beyond Planet Earth 2. He claims to have invented a Muon Generator and is often bothered by various people. He will bring up information on people he doesn't like and threaten to report them to the government.
"You dipshits who are into that gay KDK better stop harrassing me or I'll call the nuisance bureau!"
by master stghm April 30, 2005
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An OK ISP without the crap AOL gives you, but the technical support sucks, and isn't as good as Earthlink
I tried to get help from MSN's Tech Support but they just told me to restart the computer.
by master stghm April 07, 2004
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Goes with uh huh and means NO


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by master stghm April 04, 2004
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When you take a slap of cheddar cheese and smash it on a plate till you see through it.

Usually used as an insult.
You are such a cheese wipe!

What the cheese wipe?!

Shut up, you cheese wipe!
by master stghm April 04, 2004
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A useful online answering machine that records people's messages when your are online with a dial up connection.
My callwave picked up your call.
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1. Leader of a sled dog team a long time ago who led the team to get an antitoxin back to nome to cure a diptheria epidemic.

2. Movie made in the ninties based on a true story. Stars a
Wolfdog named Balto who doesn't know what he is.

A russian goose who is Balto's mentor.

A hot dog named Jenna who is Balto's girl friend.

Two polar bears - muk and luk

Steele - A sled dog leader who wants nothing but glory and hates balto.

and many others
I remember when Balto led came to Clevland, little timmy!

When can we buy Balto, the best movie ever made, on dvd? This tape sucks.
by master stghm April 04, 2004
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