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cheese whistler 

When a female holds a snorkel in her mouth and the Male puts cheese whiz in the top end of the snorkel and ejaculates into it. The male then takes the snorkel and blows into the mouth piece blowing the cheese and sperm on the female's face and a dog licks her face clean
Two asians one German Shepherd, it was fucking beautiful. I pulled out the one girls ass and gave the other girl a cheese whistler.
cheese whistler by Countchalkula February 27, 2011
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Cheese whistler 

A person whom partakes in the art of fellatio.
She gives good head; what a cheese whistler.

She can play my cheese whistle. (she can suck my dick)
Cheese whistler by TheOnlyD December 15, 2013

Bavarian cheese whistle 

Extreme fart with distinctive sound played repeatedly over a course of time
Man, Lee has been playing the bavarian cheese whistle all night long, pew!
Bavarian cheese whistle by fnIrish January 17, 2009

cheese whistle 

A basketball shot where a player bounces the ball to himself, and then catches and scores a basket in a single fluid airborne motion.
Hey Max, watch me beat you with the Cheese Whistle!
cheese whistle by Steve Kerr April 11, 2007

Cheese-Whistle 

Cheese-Whistle: noun.
~ a very discreetly cautious, highly potent, and fortuitously noiseless fart that an individual manages to execute secretly and completely unbeknownst to other persons until it singes their nostril hairs. Provides the cheese-whistler an opportunity to repudiate culpability or blame for the offense, or to accuse another individual, if so desired.

A cheese-whistle is only effective in groups of three persons or more, as any fart that can be traced to the fart-fabricator is thereby disqualified. Any traceable fart, regardless of the volume or pungency, is by default then down-graded and relegated to a less prestigious status, and the failed attempt wafts into a more conventional average-ass-gas category.

*"cheese-whistle" can of course also be utilized as an insult in a name-calling situation or chat-room conflict.
The traffic signal has changed to green, you stupid cheese-whistle, you!
Cheese-Whistle by Max Raincloud June 11, 2011

cheese whistle 

hey greg can you pass me the cheese whistle?
cheese whistle by jamie March 17, 2004

Cheese Whistle 

A descriptive name given to a smegma caked penis.
"Get that filthy cheese whistle out ma face, its fuckin stinkin"
Cheese Whistle by Tendek February 7, 2021
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