Cheese-Whistle 

Cheese-Whistle: noun.
~ a very discreetly cautious, highly potent, and fortuitously noiseless fart that an individual manages to execute secretly and completely unbeknownst to other persons until it singes their nostril hairs. Provides the cheese-whistler an opportunity to repudiate culpability or blame for the offense, or to accuse another individual, if so desired.

A cheese-whistle is only effective in groups of three persons or more, as any fart that can be traced to the fart-fabricator is thereby disqualified. Any traceable fart, regardless of the volume or pungency, is by default then down-graded and relegated to a less prestigious status, and the failed attempt wafts into a more conventional average-ass-gas category.

*"cheese-whistle" can of course also be utilized as an insult in a name-calling situation or chat-room conflict.

The traffic signal has changed to green, you stupid cheese-whistle, you!

Cheese-Whistle by Max Raincloud June 11, 2011

cheese whistle 

A basketball shot where a player bounces the ball to himself, and then catches and scores a basket in a single fluid airborne motion.

Hey Max, watch me beat you with the Cheese Whistle!

cheese whistle by Steve Kerr April 11, 2007

cheese whistle 

a whistle made from cheese

hey greg can you pass me the cheese whistle?

cheese whistle by jamie March 17, 2004

Cheese Whistle 

A descriptive name given to a smegma caked penis.

"Get that filthy cheese whistle out ma face, its fuckin stinkin"

Cheese Whistle by Tendek February 7, 2021

Bavarian cheese whistle 

Extreme fart with distinctive sound played repeatedly over a course of time

Man, Lee has been playing the bavarian cheese whistle all night long, pew!

Bavarian cheese whistle by fnIrish January 17, 2009

Brazilian Cheese Whistle 

A curious species of bird, loosely related to woodpeckers, that produces a wolf-whisle-like call when it locates cheesy-smelling fungi in trees. The species' anatomy is unlike any other bird, as its body is attached upside-down to its legs, in comparison with other birds. As such, it is able to peck with much more efficiency than other woodpeckers, using itself like a pendulum to burrow with force into the tree. The species is found exclusively in northerly areas of the Brazilian Amazon, and is extremely rare.

In modern slang, to be referred to as a Brazilian Cheese Whistle is to be related to the bird's extremely unusual stance. It can be somewhat similar to 'idiot', and could be alternatively explained as 'deformed moronic fool'.

"The explorer gazed in awe as he lay eyes upon a Brazilian Cheese Whistle"

(slang) "You absolute Brazilian Cheese Whistle, you can't just steal the meth"

Brazilian Cheese Whistle by Be4TheEnd February 17, 2024

Texas Cheese Whistle 

a Texas Cheese Whistle is when your partner collects your foreskin "cheese" over time and on a special occasion lathers your dick in it and chows down on it like a BBQ brisket while also making sure to eat all the old and new foreskin cheese, this only works if you have a big dick because everything is big in Texas.

Hey bro how was last night with Jessica?
It was amazing bro we did the Texas Cheese Whistle while she was on her period!!

Texas Cheese Whistle by oneguy21425 September 30, 2025