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Cheese Spread 

The pussy was great but I wouldn't give her the cheese spread.
Cheese Spread by Ebeling June 22, 2003
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Melted cheese spread 

The act of applying warm cheese spread as a substitute for lube, commonly used in the winter. Popular cheeses used include; Brie, Wensleydale, Gorgonzola and Baby Bells.
Judith I can't get in you're icing over, apply the melted cheese spread.

Nacho Cheese Spread

What old people think we're saying when we said that's what she said.
Ouch! -Teen.
Nacho Cheese Spread! -Old Person.
You Mean That's What She Said?? -Teen.
Nacho Cheese Spread by lovverrrr December 6, 2010

wisconsin cheese spread 

Getting your butt licked on then wiping your balls on her face
getting your rim cleaned then mid wash wiping your nut cheese on her face thus the wisconsin cheese spread

spread the cheese 

To engage in conversation with another human being with the intentions to perform sexual actions.
Persons #1- "Deam, I'm tryin to smash that!"
Persons #2- "You should go spread the cheese."
spread the cheese by Tetay October 21, 2006

sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant 

sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant is a sexual term made by the one and only Kathy
oH papa sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant

Spread the cheese 

To give someone anal sex and clean one's partner's anus before commencing.
You spread the cheese you faggot!
Spread the cheese by Jem August 16, 2004
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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