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Melted cheese spread 

The act of applying warm cheese spread as a substitute for lube, commonly used in the winter. Popular cheeses used include; Brie, Wensleydale, Gorgonzola and Baby Bells.
Judith I can't get in you're icing over, apply the melted cheese spread.

Nacho Cheese Spread

What old people think we're saying when we said that's what she said.
Ouch! -Teen.
Nacho Cheese Spread! -Old Person.
You Mean That's What She Said?? -Teen.
Nacho Cheese Spread by lovverrrr December 6, 2010

wisconsin cheese spread 

Getting your butt licked on then wiping your balls on her face
getting your rim cleaned then mid wash wiping your nut cheese on her face thus the wisconsin cheese spread

spread the cheese 

To engage in conversation with another human being with the intentions to perform sexual actions.
Persons #1- "Deam, I'm tryin to smash that!"
Persons #2- "You should go spread the cheese."
spread the cheese by Tetay October 21, 2006

sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant 

sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant is a sexual term made by the one and only Kathy
oH papa sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant

Spread the cheese 

To give someone anal sex and clean one's partner's anus before commencing.
Spread the cheese by Jem August 16, 2004