Definitions by Ebeling

wall street journal 

High class shitrag newspaper catering to a bunch of little office-dwelling fucks who light their cigars with hundred dollar biils.

Sloan scanned the Wall Street Journal looking for the company she ass-rammed on the stock exchange yesterday.

wall street journal by Ebeling June 23, 2003

Rat Bitch 

A loser slut constantly striving for attention when she is unwanted.

After playing pass-around with her, Johnny and Mick decided that Becky was indeed just another rat bitch.

Rat Bitch by Ebeling June 22, 2003

Cheese Spread 

Anal oral sex.

The pussy was great but I wouldn't give her the cheese spread.

Cheese Spread by Ebeling June 22, 2003

70 

Anal oral sex.

Johnny slipped it upstairs to 70.

70 by Ebeling June 22, 2003

Slymph

A nymphomaniac slut.

Pammy took herself seriously, but she was just a fucking slymph.

Slymph by Ebeling June 22, 2003

Slymph

A sly nymphomaniac.

Chuck got two in one night because he's a real slymph.

Slymph by Ebeling June 22, 2003

Sure shot 

A man who unexplainably knocks up every girl he screws one time.

When Dana told John about her pregnancy, he knew he was a sure shot.

Sure shot by Ebeling June 22, 2003