Ebeling's definitions

Cheese Spread

Anal oral sex.

The pussy was great but I wouldn't give her the cheese spread.

by Ebeling June 22, 2003

wall street journal

High class shitrag newspaper catering to a bunch of little office-dwelling fucks who light their cigars with hundred dollar biils.

Sloan scanned the Wall Street Journal looking for the company she ass-rammed on the stock exchange yesterday.

by Ebeling June 23, 2003

70

Anal oral sex.

Johnny slipped it upstairs to 70.

by Ebeling June 22, 2003

Slymph

A sly nymphomaniac.

Chuck got two in one night because he's a real slymph.

by Ebeling June 22, 2003

Rat Bitch

A loser slut constantly striving for attention when she is unwanted.

After playing pass-around with her, Johnny and Mick decided that Becky was indeed just another rat bitch.

by Ebeling June 22, 2003

Slymph

A nymphomaniac slut.

Pammy took herself seriously, but she was just a fucking slymph.

by Ebeling June 22, 2003

Sure shot

A man who unexplainably knocks up every girl he screws one time.

When Dana told John about her pregnancy, he knew he was a sure shot.

by Ebeling June 22, 2003