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cheese poof 

(noun)
From the TV cartoon South Park - Cheese Poofs is the favored snack of Cartman, regarly bought for him by Cartman's mom. The ultimate non-nutritous TV snack.
After the tv series got regognition, "cheese poof" became a popular slang word with various meanings. It can be used as an insult as well as a word for all sorts of unhealthy snacks.
According to rumour, "cheese poof" crisps exist in the real world too. Possibly an attempt to ride on the South Park wave.
1. (original) I'm not fat, I'm big-boned. Now give me those cheese poofs, damnit!
2. (extended) Man, I'm hungover. Let's go grab some cheese poof kinda snack.
3. (insult) You wanna go home to bed and it's not even midnight? Don't be such a cheese poof!
cheese poof by Mefistofeles August 24, 2004
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cheese poof 

a gus word, not meaning poof of cheese. it is simple cheese in poofed form
That is so cheese poof!
cheese poof by Sarah February 19, 2004

cheesy poof 

a ball of puffed cheese, like a cheeto.
Cartman loves his cheesy poofs and would do anything for them!
I want my Cheesy Poofs!!!-cartman
cheesy poof by suckafish March 14, 2004

Cheesy Poof-dust 

The gloriously orange dust that coats one's fingers after enjoying some Cheesy Poof action
"Shaniqua was head to toe Cheesy Poof-dust..Girlfriend loves her Cheesy Poofs"

"Eat my Cheesy Poof-dust" ...
Cheesy Poof-dust by UndercoverOrca August 12, 2016

cheesy poofs 

A fictional brand of cheese-flavoured snack, eaten by South Park kid Eric Cartman.
"Yeah I want Cheesy Poofs!"
cheesy poofs by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002

cheesy poofs 

Any puffed grain snack which is flavored like cheese, such as Cheet-o's, but in particular various generic "Cheese Puffs" which are round and.. poofy.

(as a matter of fact, my sister used this term a lot before southpark was launched.)
Dude, after smoking that hash, I sure could use some cheesy poofs.
cheesy poofs by zoey April 11, 2004

cheesy poofs 

A ghastly robotics team in which NASA over-helps students build a damn good bot. They cheat.
The cheesy poofs are a team from San Jose, California, in which NASA engineeres do all of the building.
cheesy poofs by Woodie Flowers January 10, 2004
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