When I leave the house I often put a individually wrapped chunk of cheese in my pocket, but my memory is shit so I forget about it every. single. time.
Then when I find it later, I act all surprised and say "Pocket cheese!!" to my family. And then it's the perfect temperature for eating immediately.
Oh look what I found! Pocket cheese! Yum! I knew I'd get hungry while I was out.
The act of shitting inside of your partner's vagina while she has a yeast infection, then mercilessly fucking the shit out of her (Literally)
Variations include:
Vanilla Alabama Hot Pocket, Also can be combined with the Dirty Sanchez (depending on how fucking sick you are), Alabama Hot Pocket de Italiano