I gave my ex-girlfriend a cheese omelet during sex since she was playing hot psycho asian girlfriend mindgames with me.
by Tomek December 15, 2004

standard omelet but after you do it, you turn around and cut the cheese right in her face.
(varies on how big a fart; extra cheese, wet cheese,etc.)
(varies on how big a fart; extra cheese, wet cheese,etc.)
I had to go to the bathroom, so instead of giving her the standard omelet, I gave her the cheese omelet with extra cheese
by Rickety Rack December 03, 2007

Steve: My girlfriend wanted to try something she found on the internet.
John: What was it?
Steve: It’s called the Cream cheese Omelet…
John: That sounds disgusting
Steve: Don’t ever do it… I vomited for almost an hour straight.
John: What was it?
Steve: It’s called the Cream cheese Omelet…
John: That sounds disgusting
Steve: Don’t ever do it… I vomited for almost an hour straight.
by Jonny-Boi July 13, 2012

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