cheese omelet
I gave my ex-girlfriend a cheese omelet during sex since she was playing hot psycho asian girlfriend mindgames with me.
cheese omelet by Tomek December 15, 2004
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Cream cheese Omelet
Steve: My girlfriend wanted to try something she found on the internet.
John: What was it?
Steve: It’s called the Cream cheese Omelet…
John: That sounds disgusting
Steve: Don’t ever do it… I vomited for almost an hour straight.
John: What was it?
Steve: It’s called the Cream cheese Omelet…
John: That sounds disgusting
Steve: Don’t ever do it… I vomited for almost an hour straight.
Cream cheese Omelet by Jonny-Boi July 13, 2012
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the cheese omelet
standard omelet but after you do it, you turn around and cut the cheese right in her face.
(varies on how big a fart; extra cheese, wet cheese,etc.)
(varies on how big a fart; extra cheese, wet cheese,etc.)
I had to go to the bathroom, so instead of giving her the standard omelet, I gave her the cheese omelet with extra cheese
the cheese omelet by Rickety Rack December 3, 2007
Goat cheese omelet
Goat cheese omelet by Eatdatpussy5000 December 6, 2020
Goat Cheese Omelette
"Ganja? The Devil's Lettuce? Sticky Icky? Daddy Boom-balatti? Turtle, Hot Snookum, Goat Cheese Omelette, Snoop's Bunion!" -Connie, the Hormone Monstress (Big Mouth, Netflix 2017)
Goat Cheese Omelette by Goat Cheese Omelette November 27, 2018
cheese omelette
A cheese omelette is when you jizzum into a girl's ear canal and then you fold the flap of her ear over. The jizzum will proceed to leak out of her ear, and it will look like a cheese omelette that is dripping.
cheese omelette by The Sweetness December 17, 2007
Cheese Omelettes
John: Karen sent me a photo of her breasts last night.
Richard: Are they nice?
John: Three words. Flat and saggy.
Richard: Don't sound like breasts to me. Those are cheese omelettes.
Richard: Are they nice?
John: Three words. Flat and saggy.
Richard: Don't sound like breasts to me. Those are cheese omelettes.
Cheese Omelettes by (S3S)Qu@TCh April 29, 2011
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