cheese omelet

Exactly the same as an Emeril, but it involves using smegma instead of semen.

I gave my ex-girlfriend a cheese omelet during sex since she was playing hot psycho asian girlfriend mindgames with me.

by Tomek December 15, 2004

the cheese omelet

standard omelet but after you do it, you turn around and cut the cheese right in her face.

(varies on how big a fart; extra cheese, wet cheese,etc.)

I had to go to the bathroom, so instead of giving her the standard omelet, I gave her the cheese omelet with extra cheese

by Rickety Rack November 10, 2007

Cream cheese Omelet

The act of eating out your girlfriend while she has a yeast infection.

Steve: My girlfriend wanted to try something she found on the internet.

John: What was it?
Steve: It’s called the Cream cheese Omelet…
John: That sounds disgusting
Steve: Don’t ever do it… I vomited for almost an hour straight.

by Jonny-Boi July 12, 2012

Goat cheese omelet

Goat cheese omelet is just another name for weed

Yo pass me the goat cheese omelet

by Eatdatpussy5000 December 07, 2020