cheese monster

An individual who brings anger to many people without even trying.

Me: Do you know Jim
Cunt: Screw Jim man he' s a fucking cheese monster
Me: You're the cheese monster you silly goose.

by Saucyjim44 April 25, 2017

hooded cheese monster

Uncircumcised penis with smegma .

Dude whipped out his hooded cheese monster to make her vomit.

by Crowley June 29, 2017

monster cheese

slang for semen.

"That wasn't muenster cheese in your chili. It was my monster cheese."

by p_time February 03, 2009