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cheese curl 

the act of shaping your index and middle fingers into what resembles a delicious delectable curl of cheese and then proceeding to be thrust it up the bunghole of the nearest attractive broad.
Tisha: "Ah cracka what the fuck why you putting yo stank finga in my play hole!?"

L'Garrette: "Girl thats a cheese curl, daddy finna split you wit da lincoln log soon enuf"
cheese curl by Jaxed Up March 27, 2010
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cheese curl 

the action of shoving your finger into someones butthole.

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walking up behind your girlfriend and shoving that sucker right in there then saying cheese curl in a high pitched voice, if youd like.
cheese curl by peytonnnnnn November 25, 2007

cheese curl pubes 

1. A red heads batch of curly red/orange pubic hair

2. Cheese Curls (yes the snackfood) for pubic hair
1. That ginger over there probably has a big tumbleweed of cheese curl pubes in his pants. He doesn't look like he grooms himself.

2. Wow Bruce, a fat gay guy would love to blow you. You have cheese curl pubes.
cheese curl pubes by sooleyman January 24, 2010

ultimate cheese curl 

The Ultimate Cheese Curl occurs when a male leaves himself open from the rear.... The curler grasps the curly's scrotal area in between the testies with two to five fingers..... The Curler then wraps the scrotum under the taint, and then penetrates the anus with the scrotum by pushing upwards with his fingers.....

The utter rarity and skill this takes... causes immediate Godliness.... As of now one man is known to have completed this maneuver.....
I gave Fran Snyder the ultimate cheese curl

texas cheese curl 

When fucking a girl in the asshole (yum) she takes a shit on your cock and when you pull it out your dick will curl!
I just fucked your woman and she did a texas cheese curl on me baby

Spicy Cheese Curl

When a person with a cheesy foreskin pulls it back and allows a willing participant to suck and clean the cheese away from the head. The result is a unit that is left shiny and clean.
I offered my girl a spicy cheese curl last night. I came way feeling clean and I think she appreciated being able to help me maintain such good hygiene.

cheese curled

When someone randomly jams a finger into the ass hole of a friend as a prank.
Awwww, he just got cheese curled
cheese curled by Tduck December 22, 2014
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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