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cheese cracker 

A Caucasian person (white person) who acts Asian. Cheese crackers (white on the outside and yellow on the inside) are obsessed with Asian culture, sometimes traditional but mostly Asian media and pop culture. They self taught themselves how to speak at least one Asian dialect fluently (Japanese, Mandarin, Cantonese, Korean, Taiwanese, etc...) and usually know handfuls of other Asian languages too. Most of there friends are Asians, and they try, and sometimes are able, to mingle with fobs. Cheese crackers love bubble tea, watch 20-or-more hour long Asian dramas, are able to identify every Asian stationary store in their city/town, and go to karaoke with their Asian friends, where they sing songs in Asian dialects. Cheese crackers only date Asians. Usually they either are or were at one point in there life, obsessed with manga and/or anime. Some cheese crackers attend anime-cons regularly. Female cheese crackers usually like feminine Asian guys. Female cheese crackers also make an attempt to own a large amount of foby clothes and accessories. (Sanrio items, tokidoki bags and clothing, leg warmers, school girl outfits)
"Shelby self taught herself how to speak Korean, and all the boyfriends she ever had were Korean too!"

"Wow she is such a cheese cracker."
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cheese cracker 

A racial insult used by mainly asian against other asians.

Equivalent to "cracker" used against white people.

Unfortunately, asians LIKE being called cheeze crackers.

(also see cheezit)
White guy: Hey, what's up cracker?

Asian guy: It's CHEESE cracker you ignorant bitch! pfft, I ain't even white.
cheese cracker by Scuba Steve™ February 27, 2008

Cheese cracker 

when someone is afraid to do an action or " something" the original term is "scary cat" also known as "pussy" and not everyone has the right to use that word and some people might find it offensive to use so the term should be " Cheese Cracker".
chad: hey bro let's go rob this old lady
Juan: man I don't know, it just doesn't seem right
Chad: don't be a CHEESE CRACKER !
Cheese cracker by cheesecrack4L July 26, 2020

Fricker Fracker Cheese Cracker

What you say when you stub your toe in front of your mom, and you don't want her to get angry.
Mom: Son, take out the trash!!!
Son: Okay Mom.
Son: *stubs toe*
Son:FFFF-
Mom: *ANGERY STARE*
Son: FRICKER FRACKER CHEESE CRACKER

alabama cheese cracker 

when youre cock hasnt been cleaned for some time and collects dirt which smells cheesy you then wipe the cheese on to youre hand and then onto youre unsuspecting friends toast.
hey barney you want some toast....yeah great buddy..mmm this toasts really good..ha ha ha u just had youre first alabama cheese cracker

cracker cheese pickle 

its so creamy in my mouth it makes me think of cooper horbas he is so yummy to taste mmmmmmmmmmm cum
(yo what you wanna eat im hungry) (have you ever tried cracker cheese pickle its so good )
cracker cheese pickle by zeakiscute January 18, 2022

cracker cheese 

cheese that whiteseat, can be any type,, but perferably Kraft's String Cheese- Mozzarella....SO NO, NOT CHEESE ON CRACKERS LOLZ.
danny:dude i just love that craker's cheese,i eat it like everyday.
connor: OMFGZ me too,STRING CHEESE COMPLETES ME!
BOTH: WE HEART OUR CRACKER CHEESE!
cracker cheese by the creatorx1 December 28, 2008
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