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clap the cheese 

When you take 2 slices of cheese( can be same or different kind) and proceed to slap the pieces together to make a clap like sound.
Hey george, bring over a slice of swiss so we can clap the cheese!
clap the cheese by Mark Rubies August 15, 2007

claparoni and cheese 

When you get a case of Gonorrhea (The Clap) and the discharge looks like cream cheese leaking from the penis.
Connor: Hey bro I caught the case of the clap.

Francis: That sucks man, has there been any leakage?

Connor: Yeah dude it's almost yellow in color too!

Francis: It looks like you have a case of claparoni and cheese.

cheeseflap 

A girl/woman who always has a yeast infection, or acts like she does.
Our new boss is such a witch, a total cheeseflap.
cheeseflap by allen anderson May 28, 2006

cheeseslap

A general word for any insult.
The weather man's a cheeseslap. cheeseslap you! You're full of cheeseslap. My car is a cheeseslap.
cheeseslap by Dr. Susskind September 5, 2003

The CheeseCapades 

The social dilemma in which one asks themselves “what cheese” for them only to never find the answer.
Yeah dude I heard my uncle tell my dad that Old Man Tim up on the hill there caught The CheeseCapades at 10 at a creamery and still has it to this day
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026