cheese clap 

Originating in the mid two thousands The Phrase Cheese Clap is described as the exact moment in time a pug is born.

"That Cheese Clap last night was so intense."

cheese clap by PugNutz April 21, 2016

clap the cheese 

When you take 2 slices of cheese( can be same or different kind) and proceed to slap the pieces together to make a clap like sound.

Hey george, bring over a slice of swiss so we can clap the cheese!

clap the cheese by Mark Rubies August 15, 2007

claparoni and cheese 

When you get a case of Gonorrhea (The Clap) and the discharge looks like cream cheese leaking from the penis.

Connor: Hey bro I caught the case of the clap.

Francis: That sucks man, has there been any leakage?

Connor: Yeah dude it's almost yellow in color too!

Francis: It looks like you have a case of claparoni and cheese.

claparoni and cheese by -Francis July 20, 2016

cheeseflap 

A girl/woman who always has a yeast infection, or acts like she does.

Our new boss is such a witch, a total cheeseflap.

cheeseflap by allen anderson May 28, 2006

cheeseslap

A general word for any insult.

The weather man's a cheeseslap. cheeseslap you! You're full of cheeseslap. My car is a cheeseslap.

cheeseslap by Dr. Susskind September 5, 2003

The CheeseCapades 

The social dilemma in which one asks themselves “what cheese” for them only to never find the answer.

Yeah dude I heard my uncle tell my dad that Old Man Tim up on the hill there caught The CheeseCapades at 10 at a creamery and still has it to this day

The CheeseCapades by Jfloresjosh April 4, 2021