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cheesemeister 

Someone whose behavior is consistantly hokey, a lame-o.
David Hasselhoff is a real cheesemeister.
cheesemeister by Anya Anamhbme January 3, 2005
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Cheermeister

1) A rodent-like creature that looks like a mouse, but can be as powerful and fierce as a badger. A full grown one is about 1/2 foot-long and 1-6 lbs. They come in shades of brown, black, white, and red. Their prey can vary from insects to snakes. They are even capable of killing humans if they are trying to defend themselves.
2) An annual party where the whole town is usually invited to celebrate a holiday, birthday, etc.
Did you see that Cheermeister?

are you invited to the cheermeister this year?
Cheermeister by cristoballs September 29, 2008

cheesemeister 

Gay slang for a man attracted to uncircumsised partners, particualarly those with a heavy smegma buildup beneath their foreskin.
A:"How come Robbie has such strong breath?"
B:"Oh sweetie, he's a cheesemeister from way back!"
cheesemeister by D F Stuckey August 26, 2005

cheermeister

Definition 1: A small creature related to rodents. It looks like a mouse and is as fierce as a badger. Can come in shades of black, white, brown, and red.

Definition 2: A casual party, usually celebrated during holidays, where everyone in the town is invited.
Example 1: Did you see that cheermeister?

Example 2: Where you invited to the annual cheermeister?
cheermeister by cristoballs August 24, 2008

cheesemeister 

Someone who meists upon cheese (yes, I'm aware that is about as useful as a pair of sunglasses on a man with one ear, but it is correct, k?)


Also a set of wrestling moves in the WWF Warzone game that appears first in the create a charactor move list section.
Cheese_meister@hotmail.com gave out sonic reality's gametalk moderator pass without giving it to the spammers.
cheesemeister by Gumba Gumba March 17, 2004
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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