When a penis enters an asshole, the lack of lubricant creates a noise known as a squeakin cheek in.
One night, after Alexis having a few too many margaritas and forgetting to get the lube, James went to put it in the butt and it was an epic squeakin cheekin.
When one pretends to swallow medication, but actually hides the pills in the part of the mouth between the gum and the cheek.
Cheeking is so common on the Psych Ward that all patients must drink water after taking pills. They must also open their mouths for the nurse to inspect that no cheeking has occurred.
The art of placing one's ass cheeks on items which belong to others, in order to taint them. Often done as a prank and a photo is usually taken for evidence.
Did you hear Bill was cheeking all of Mike's stuff? Here, I got pictures to prove it.
The act of forcing back alcohol using the facial cheek muscles, with the end goal of getting trashed as quickly as possible. Can also be used as a descrete way to ask others if they want to participate.
“Come on over man, bring the IPA’s, I’ve been cheekin’ since 5:00!”
“So are we still cheekin’ later? Don’t let First Sergeant find out.”
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*