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social butt-cheeking 

The act of two individuals passing each other in a cramped space back-to-back rather than front-to-front or front-to-back.
Man: The aisles in that plane were so tight we needed to practice social butt-cheeking.
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squeakin cheekin 

When a penis enters an asshole, the lack of lubricant creates a noise known as a squeakin cheek in.
One night, after Alexis having a few too many margaritas and forgetting to get the lube, James went to put it in the butt and it was an epic squeakin cheekin.
squeakin cheekin by derpy_derek June 28, 2016

bare cheeking 

When one lays bare ass on others face
Last night I caught my bestfriend bare cheeking someone
bare cheeking by Bare Cheeker December 30, 2017

cheeking 

When one pretends to swallow medication, but actually hides the pills in the part of the mouth between the gum and the cheek.
Cheeking is so common on the Psych Ward that all patients must drink water after taking pills. They must also open their mouths for the nurse to inspect that no cheeking has occurred.
cheeking by Anne Nahm June 17, 2006

Squirrel cheekin’ 

When a girl puts the whole male sack in her mouth and moves each nut to one side of her mouth.
Damn that girl gave me the best squirrel Cheekin’ Of my life last night

cheeking 

The art of placing one's ass cheeks on items which belong to others, in order to taint them. Often done as a prank and a photo is usually taken for evidence.
Did you hear Bill was cheeking all of Mike's stuff? Here, I got pictures to prove it.

Wow, Bill is hilarious.
cheeking by MerwinsWarf August 27, 2019

Cheekin’

The act of forcing back alcohol using the facial cheek muscles, with the end goal of getting trashed as quickly as possible. Can also be used as a descrete way to ask others if they want to participate.
“Come on over man, bring the IPA’s, I’ve been cheekin’ since 5:00!”
“So are we still cheekin’ later? Don’t let First Sergeant find out.”
Cheekin’ by VitalMarksman August 20, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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