cheek fucker

A male with a very small penis who is unable to penetrate the vagina while in the flat doggy style position.

Jim was considered a safe date by all the Morman girls, he was a certified Cheek Fucker, and their virginity would remain intact.

by Happy Lucky Pipe Welder May 14, 2016

cheeky fucker

Someone who is sly but also brazen. They tend to talk or scheme behind your back then act friendly in other social circumstances

"Joe blogs has been trying to talk shit about me but has just liked my photo, cheeky fucker!"

by Lyndsayjane69 March 15, 2016

Cheez-It Fucked

The act of fingering a woman's vagina with fingers covered with cheesy residue, after consuming large amounts of cheez-its. This act leaves the woman's vag smelling like cheddar jack (or the flavor of your choice), but it can be a tasty plus for afterward oral sex.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally Cheez-it fucked that chick last night.

Guy 2: what flavor did she taste like after?

Guy 1: White cheddar.

Guy 2: Bitchin.

by Mik2837 February 2, 2009