Spanking someone on the buttocks with a magazine or newspaper that has the spankee's photo on the cover. Before striking a swift swat to the spankee's derrière, the spanker should position the rolled publication to ensure that the cover model's face cheek meets the spankee's fanny cheek on each slap.
"Oooh, Stormy. That Trump Magazine cheek to cheek was terrific. Don't go. I have a Time Magazine around here somewhere and I have been a bad, bad boy."
The Phrase used when rejecting someone's invitation to a dinner party, movie, date, or coffee run. If you are given this response, know that the person will not, "Check thier schedule," but just wants to get the hell away from you.
"Hey Sarah, I'm having this thing at my house on Saturday, and I was wondering if you.."
When ones tailgating you so close you can not see their headlights. You proceed to slam on your brakes then immediately punch the throttle entering v-tec.
Ole J was driving along an old kentuky road when out of nowhere "someone" proceeds to tailgate him. Ole J's first reaction was to brake check to v-tec this guy and leave him in his dust.