Spanking someone on the buttocks with a magazine or newspaper that has the spankee's photo on the cover. Before striking a swift swat to the spankee's derrière, the spanker should position the rolled publication to ensure that the cover model's face cheek meets the spankee's fanny cheek on each slap.
"Oooh, Stormy. That Trump Magazine cheek to cheek was terrific. Don't go. I have a Time Magazine around here somewhere and I have been a bad, bad boy."
The Phrase used when rejecting someone's invitation to a dinner party, movie, date, or coffee run. If you are given this response, know that the person will not, "Check thier schedule," but just wants to get the hell away from you.
"Hey Sarah, I'm having this thing at my house on Saturday, and I was wondering if you.."
When ones tailgating you so close you can not see their headlights. You proceed to slam on your brakes then immediately punch the throttle entering v-tec.
Ole J was driving along an old kentuky road when out of nowhere "someone" proceeds to tailgate him. Ole J's first reaction was to brake check to v-tec this guy and leave him in his dust.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.