Welfare from the U.S. government. Of course it is not actually free as it is a debt thrust upon society, but the typical uneducated person receiving it has no care where the money came from and only knows it is free money from Uncle Sugar.

Damn yo, I just got $1,700 in the mail from Uncle Sugar's Magic Checkbook!!

Uncle Sugar's Magic Checkbook by ImperialFleet1 August 28, 2009

nigger checkbook

1. a ledger to a bank checking account that is constantly in a state of complete disarray due to overspending on bling, pimp hats and bottles of 40 oz malt liquor. It also can result from being unemployed for extended periods of time while continuing to buy ho's and such.

2. being so intoxicated that you have no idea who you are.

Pete: McCoy, your drunk again.
McCoy: Yeah, I'm fucked up like a nigger checkbook.

You bounced another check to me. You better get a CPA to fix that nigger checkbook of yours.

nigger checkbook by Plasty September 15, 2006

furry checkbook

The act of using sex to pay for a good or service.

Amber couldn't pay Greg for her valtrex, so she used her furry checkbook.

furry checkbook by furrycheckbookers October 15, 2006

Niggers-Checkbook

Extremely fucked up to the max.

Last night I drank a gallon of whiskey and I was more fucked up than a niggers-checkbook.

Niggers-Checkbook by BallsMahoney75 February 28, 2019

balance the checkbook

masturbating while taking a crap. thus making a deposit and a withdraw.

while watching porn and eating spicy nachos, andrew suddenly had to go balance the checkbook.

balance the checkbook by ryfunk November 29, 2007

Furry checkbook

Another name for a pussy, moot, vagina, vertical smile and so on. Rather than the act.

Show us your furry checkbook (or furry cheque book in oz).

Furry checkbook by Jimmy B from Oz December 22, 2009

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026