Checkbooked

When a person is completely intoxicated, just before the point of passing out. Comes from the phrase, "more fucked-up than my checkbook".

Did you see Jeff last night? He was completely checkbooked.

by KCHooligan May 12, 2009

nigger checkbook

1. a ledger to a bank checking account that is constantly in a state of complete disarray due to overspending on bling, pimp hats and bottles of 40 oz malt liquor. It also can result from being unemployed for extended periods of time while continuing to buy ho's and such.

2. being so intoxicated that you have no idea who you are.

Pete: McCoy, your drunk again.
McCoy: Yeah, I'm fucked up like a nigger checkbook.

You bounced another check to me. You better get a CPA to fix that nigger checkbook of yours.

by Plasty September 15, 2006

furry checkbook

The act of using sex to pay for a good or service.

Amber couldn't pay Greg for her valtrex, so she used her furry checkbook.

by furrycheckbookers October 15, 2006

Niggers-Checkbook

Extremely fucked up to the max.

Last night I drank a gallon of whiskey and I was more fucked up than a niggers-checkbook.

by BallsMahoney75 February 28, 2019

balance the checkbook

masturbating while taking a crap. thus making a deposit and a withdraw.

while watching porn and eating spicy nachos, andrew suddenly had to go balance the checkbook.

by ryfunk November 7, 2007

Furry checkbook

Another name for a pussy, moot, vagina, vertical smile and so on. Rather than the act.

Show us your furry checkbook (or furry cheque book in oz).

by Jimmy B from Oz December 22, 2009

nigger's checkbook

1. A term used to describe a state of intoxication (either by alcohol or someother substance)
2. All fucked up

After I leave the bar, I'm gonna be nigger's checkbook.

We smoked so much dope, I was nigger's checkbook.

by snake801 August 17, 2005