(adj) Of or pertaining to the state of blood flow in the male anatomy which should be transitory in nature on its way to full hydraulic pressure. The condition occurs with mild flirtatious acts from the feminine species.
Dude 01: “Bro, you see that smoke show that just walked by?”
Dude 02: “Bro, she was winking at me. I got chubbage.”
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"