cheapability

The ability to obtain something for the least amount of money.

"Where should we go to buy a ceiling fan and all the other stuff we need for the new apartment?"

"Let's go to Wal-mart for the cheapability factor, even though the people watching might be painful, what with improperly fitting spandex and all."

cheapability by Zappaman April 21, 2007

wireless crapability 

n. A weak wi-fi connection that your ISP insists is "blazing fast."

"We got a brand-new gateway from Comcast, but still only have wireless crapability -- every YouTube video freezes every five seconds."

Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."

wireless crapability by arkinese June 8, 2014

Crapability 

How bad a thing, or someone, can be. The opposite of(credibility)

That deal was rejected due to its high level crapability

Crapability by shabbooo7 December 13, 2010

Cheesability 

How much cheese will stretch

Man, this mozzarella stick has so much cheesability.

Cheesability by PastryPerson February 1, 2015

Cheatability

The probability of one to cheat!

She should not be dating him. He has a high cheatability factor.

Cheatability by The Real BS January 7, 2012

Creatability 

The ability to be creative and unique. To dare to be different and don't care what other people think.

In writing class, I'm so good at making up stories because I have so much creatability. My teacher wants to turn my story into a novel.

In art class, I feel just so free to be myself because of my creatability and skills to think outside the box.

Creatability by PrincessR December 9, 2009

Cognitive Capability Fabrication 

An ability only low to mid-ranked divine beings possess. It allows the users to manifest any “superpower” imaginable. This ability was created by the high-ranked gods to accommodate weaker gods in dire situations. The ability activates when the user concentrate on the desired powers. There are no limits on how high someone’s powers can go, but there is a minimum limit. “Any being with Cognitive Capability Fabrication is unable to accelerate under twenty-five meters per second.” This limitation only refers to an individual’s sprinting speed, not the walking speed. The high-ranked Immortal beings may obtain the ability if they wanted to alter their bodies into a mortal.

P1: I wish I had superpowers.
P2: Do you know about Cognitive Capability Fabrication?
P1: No. What is that?
P2: Basically, you get superpowers by imagining them.
P1: I’ve done that before. It doesn’t work.
P2: That makes sense, because you’re not a god.

Cognitive Capability Fabrication by Ardyneus December 25, 2019