chavium 

(n) an element only known and liked by chavs. It is a distant derivative of 9ct gold. It can be easily identified by placing it on the skin of a non-chav woman, she will instantly flare up in a rash or worse. It is also seen adorning the ears and necks of every chavette in the UK, and probably the world. Other side effects on non chav woman include, green colouration on the skin in the area the jewelery has made contact with, Rage and dismay, and unfortunate ''loss'' of said cheap shyte article.

'That gomper down the lower high street sold me this chavium chain and now I am single.'

chavium by Lloyd Scott August 13, 2005

ChavJumping 

Done by jumping into someone exposing only your chest to the impact, often the arms are angled backwards to avoid any contact other than that with the chest.
The target is usually unsuspecting, however angering a chav may also lead to a chavjumping.
In some rare cases non-chavs use the chavjump as a way of greeting.

Chajumping can also be played, this is done with a few game members, one by one picking a target(usually a chav) for each other to chavjump. After the chavjump is complete, running after the jump can mean ban from the current game.

Omg! a fiver says you run after chavjumping that Chav!

ChavJumping by Steve!e B March 18, 2009

Chavism 

The movement pertaining to people of the Chav mentality.
Characterised by unnecessarily foul language, Burberry caps, tracksuits and poorly kitted out, 10 yr old hatchbacks with neon lights.

Look at that angry young man in bright colours, he must have spent more money on the chequered clothing than his small, inferior car.

Chavism by WatchMyBling January 27, 2005

Chavism 

The worship or idoling of chavs by becoming, wearing same clothes/gear as them, and or promoting their clothing.
Chavism is mostly found in Britan, but can be seen in every country.

Thousands suffer from Chavism Syndrome every day. It can be prevented by studying, going to school, refusing to wear tracksuits of any kind, refusing alcohol, refusing cigarettes or cigars, and not acting all tuff at a FRIGGING KFC OR MCDONALDS.

Chavism by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 28, 2021

chovium 

A fictitious drug that causes users to experience the delusion that the esports player Chovy will join their favorite team next season.

"So Chovy is definitely coming to TSM right?"
"Naw, you're way too high on chovium."

chovium by jajajaja-man November 17, 2021

Chadium 

Chadium ($Ch) is a new hypothetical element with the symbol Ch.

Chadium is a combination of the words "chad" and "opium" used to describe a fictional drug to help one become a chad when he feels down. By consuming some Chadium, a person becomes aware of his confidence, popularity and power.

Chadium is very similar to hopium and copium. It is a meme word that shouldn't necessarily be taken seriously. While copium is used when someone needs to 'cope' with something, hopium is a term used to mock 'false hope' or irrational optimism. Just like them, Chadium can not be found in nature and can only be created inside a laboratory

Chadium by Chadium October 24, 2022