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Noun:
A drunk, irresponsible, irritating and repulsive male of Scandinavian decent. Chovy's can be easily spotted: they often wear green, stare at their own ass and go canoeing at 3:30am.

If you see a Chovy don't despair - you'll rarely see one out after 10:00 pm more than two nights in a row. Should you come across one of these hideous creatures; back up very slowly and return to the cottage.

Synonyms: Turbo, Ass Muncher
"God, did I pull a Chovy at the Pump House Pub last night. I haven't acted that stupid since Greenwater."

"Oh great! Someone stole the crabs from my trap. What a F****** Chovy that guy must have been"
Chovy by Joe from Chelan March 31, 2008
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To chovy means to gap somebody so hard in league of legends laning phase that you are up 40 cs or more
Holy shit this Sylas is so bad I completely went chovy on this guy.
chovy by BubbleShinobi October 15, 2021
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Nicknamed Chovinh, Chokey, Chokevy, Chokevinh, Vinh don lua, Fam Xong-cook, 8884844,...; Joo Ji-hun (Chovy) is a Korean midlaner with no Worlds. Plays for GenG, media hyped about him being the new king every year but yet he failed to do so in every semis. He just plays good all year and then choke on the most important games, earning him the nicknames. His unique ability is Supreme Farmer; where he ignored his teammate losing a 4v5 and just farming minions in midlane, gapping the other team midlaner 40-50cs but has no effect on teamfights.
He is the son of Faker and Bdd in Worlds.

His name is also uses as a adjective for being good the whole process but then performs badly on the most important stages.
Bro look, Chovy had gone full Chovy against Bdd and KT Rolster.
Chovy by Takahashi Rald November 7, 2025

Chovy's Razor

A social behavioral law which states: As the age of any Instagram account approaches infinity the probability that a cat related post will be made approaches 1:1.

Said to be "invoked" once someone has placed a seemingly unnecessary photo of a cat on a social-networking site.
"I need to stop this ridiculous cat posting right now, I am invoking Chovy's Razor!"
Chovy's Razor by Sean Enderson November 24, 2013

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke 

Originally, the full name of Jugemu, a character in a Japanese folktale. The name was given by his father after a consultation with a priest. The priest suggested many names and the father being indecisive named his son all of these names.

Now it is a joke for Scar and Wrath's real name in Fullmetal Alchemist.
Wrath: What is your real name?

Scar: Hmph... Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: What a coincidence. My name is also Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: Here I come, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke!

Scar: Bring it, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpoko- I bit my tongue!

1967 chevy impala 

Unenlightened person: That's a cool car. Wonder what year it is.
SPN fan: 1967 chevy impala. Owned by the most beautiful man in existence. Dean Winchester.
Choey is the collab name of Joey Birlem and Charles Gitnick. Both of them are hot as fuck!
I just got the latest Choey merch!
choey by MarkThomasLover May 7, 2017