chaunchburger

A chaunchburger is positionally specific. When a vag requires oral attention, but the chick refuses to roll off of her side, you’re left with a chaunchburger. Not unlike a Wendy’s hamburger. Note, finding condiments, especially bacon, is not a good thing.

I went over to Paul’s to tap his mom last night, but his dad was laying next to her in. She rolled onto her side and gave me her chaunchburger.

by Schmebar October 8, 2023

chonchburger

1.) (n.) A nasty or fat girl's vagina. Something you would never touch with a 10 foot pole. Named because it resembles a mushy hamburger.

"You couldn't pay me to touch that chonchburger!"-Brokencyde "A Hofosho"

by lovebiteaesthetic March 17, 2009

Chaunch burger

A person of low moral value, and/or someone who smells of rotten pussy.

Girl: Heey there hot stuff ;D
Guy: Awh hell naw! You couldn't PAY me to touch that chaunch burger! D:

by Lalaloseerrr July 9, 2009

Chaunch Burger

Some one that's always calling and blowing up your instant messenger

Stop! This goes no further, you couldn't pay me to touch that chaunch burger!

by onkakrunk June 27, 2010

Chanchburger

Fat/Obese/Disgusting women. Mainly highschool age.

OMG did you see that chanchburger eat that whole carton of mayonaise!!

by DragonSlayer17 May 24, 2010

Chanchburger

to stick your face around and "eat" out of a woman's vjj

im going to chanchburger your mom tonight

by djfshattered May 24, 2010