Schmebar's definitions

chaunchburger

A chaunchburger is positionally specific. When a vag requires oral attention, but the chick refuses to roll off of her side, you’re left with a chaunchburger. Not unlike a Wendy’s hamburger. Note, finding condiments, especially bacon, is not a good thing.

I went over to Paul’s to tap his mom last night, but his dad was laying next to her in. She rolled onto her side and gave me her chaunchburger.

by Schmebar October 8, 2023

Stay Solid

Delivered as a compliment, Stay Solid is actually a sleight. Rather than being a compliment, you are telling someone that they are a solid piece of shit. It’s like saying “I fucked your mother” with a smile on your face. With Stay Solid, delivery matters. In person +1, fist bump +2. bro-hug +2, finger point +5. Let your conscience be your guide.

Hey {name}. gummo was cool and all, but why did you have to start pimping out your sister too? Whatever. That’s your deal with the devil. Stay Solid (finger point).

by Schmebar August 18, 2017

chimped out

When your psychiatrist has you on such an exotic blend of medications, that you begin to wonder if you are the the half-way mark between animal testing and human trials.

My Doc has me chimped out on so many medications that I have no idea what they are for.

by Schmebar June 3, 2018