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chavspotting

Choose no life.
Choose no job.
Choose a career in benefit fraud.
Choose a scally, dirty family,
Choose a fucking big rear spoiler.
Choose bricks, petroleum,
windows, and paki off-licences.
Choose fuckin anythin ya can lobb.
Choose a 1990s Nova, shaggin yer mates mum and veneral disease.
Choose to sell yer own bricks to the baliffs to pay for yer £30,000 car mod and Argos bling debts.
Choose a 18-30s package holiday to Benidorm.
Choose to get yer girlfriend up the duff.
Choose a set of 20inch alloy wheels to put on ur pile of shit of a car, which makes u luk like a sad fuckin cunt.
Choose a bird, hu turns out to be a fat hairy bastard on a Sunday morning.
Choose pissin on yer old school which u left at age 10 to go to a retard quarantine, wearin yer bling and stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth that yer mate skanked from the Burger King bins.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all,
pishing you last in a miserable council home,
Nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish,
fucked-up brats
You have spawned with yer 12yr old girlfriend to replace yourself.
Choose Trisha. Choose no life.

Choose a Chav.
by chavvabasha January 24, 2005
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chasepoo

a badass white nigga with long hair that wears hats all the time and shows his boxers under his skinny jeans. first name chase
That nigga chasepoo is so FRESH.
by pedro123457744 May 29, 2010
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ChaseBot

ChaseBot means someone who is and will be any and everywhere always.
Oh look ChaseBot snuck itself into a meme once again!
by ChaseBot2077 June 29, 2022
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chasetothefinish

A rapper from Johnstown PA, way better than John Sisco and has his own youtube channel too... His real name is Chase so he's often seen with Bitches and a cane
Mike: "Have you seen that Rapper?"
Louis: "Heard He's a streamer too."
Brad: "He's always with bitches and a cane"
Sam: "Are you guys talking about ChasetotheFinish?"

Everyone: " Damn I Wish I Was a ChasetotheFinish"
by ChasetotheFinish December 15, 2017
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charspottahhs

charspottahhs, is an 𝐚𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜 tiktok account, run by a girl named 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧. Her dream is to be noticed by 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢 𝐃'𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐨
by Dhdkaifhrhsh December 17, 2020
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CHEESEPOT

A legend in the making who owns a Full Send Metacard NFT (Non Functioning Testical)
Hey bud, you a cheesepot?
by metacard hodler April 26, 2022
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cheesepot

A legend in the making who owns the Full Send Metacard NFT (Non-Functioning Testicles)
Hey bud, are you a cheesepot or a gerber?
by metacard hodler April 26, 2022
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