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CHEESEPOT

A legend in the making who owns a Full Send Metacard NFT (Non Functioning Testical)
Hey bud, you a cheesepot?
by metacard hodler April 26, 2022
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cheesepot

A legend in the making who owns the Full Send Metacard NFT (Non-Functioning Testicles)
Hey bud, are you a cheesepot or a gerber?
by metacard hodler April 26, 2022
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Cheesebob Squarepants

Commonly misrepresented as "Spongebob Squarepants", Cheesebob is a cartoon character who lives under the sea, and has an impressive array of friends.
Nobody really knows why Cheesebob was changed to Spongebob when he clearly is not a sponge, but a block of cheese.
Charlie: Dude, I can't go to the library with you, Cheesebob Squarepants double-bill is on at 5pm!
by Less, Jess & The Pussy October 22, 2007
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Cheeseboard

Basically, at the end of a meal after you’re full and don’t really want anymore the dessert menu arrives and you decide you want a dessert. The cheeseboard option is always on there but it’s the last choice anyone ever goes for. Also within the cheeseboard you have the nice cheeses then you always have the horrid stinking cheeses that are left over at the end after all the nice cheeses are gone. As the cheeseboard sits there infront of you you will start to pick at the horrid cheeses even though you don’t want them, just because they are there and you ordered a dessert.

This is like when you go out, the ugly girl (like the cheeseboard) is always the last option you’d choose, you never really want it and will regret it afterwards but at the time it seems like the right and only thing to do.
Within the cheeseboard itself the horrid cheeses are always left. On a night out the fit girls always get pulled or leave early on in the night, which leaves the less attractive girls on the dance floor towards the end of night. By this time if you havnt already pulled but feel like you want to, this are your only option and even if you don’t want them you will slowly start to pick away and get closer closer as they are left there in front of you until eventually you end up getting with one of them.
“Right mate it’s 2am neither of us have pulled yet, let’s go cheeseboarding”
by -Cutters- December 30, 2017
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cheesepodder

An individual who fills their iPod or MP3 player with songs they will quite obvioulsy never listen to and have for the shear hell of it.

Often, cheesepodders discuss this and compete to out-cheese each other.
Levi: Yo Neil, I got 163 new songs on my iPod last night most of them by the vengaboys.

Neil: OMFGZ you cheesepodder, i need to catch up with you on tune count.
by Baron Von Ironmaggot July 26, 2009
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Cheesegate

When someone slides a gnarly piece of school lunch cheese into another person's binder, and it winds up being a really big scandal for no reason and multiple people end up in lunch detention as a result.
"Hey bro, how did you guys end up getting lunch detention freshman year?"
"What, you didn't hear? It was Cheesegate, dude."
"What's Cheesegate?"
"Take a seat, my bro, I have a story to tell you..."
by thebroshowchs December 11, 2019
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cheesefat

cheesefat is a fat that cums out of cheese. cheesefat can be made by stewing justin bieber's head in a non-stick pan for a couple of milleniums at least. you can find cheesefat in the caves of the retarded inkblob mountains, find a mutated jabowocke's cave then search the whole cave.
cheesefat is freaking awesome
by inkblobs r cool July 10, 2011
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