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Charliephobia 

The intense fear of Charlie D’amelio. Symptoms include, crying profusely at the sight of Charlie D’amelio’s videos, shitting you pants and somehow enjoying it, and heart disease. Solution: don’t watch Charlie D’amelio.
I just shit myself. I think I might have Charliephobia.
Charliephobia by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

Charlieie E Chuckwagon 

An alias for a serial quoll eater. He avoids squirrels and usually can tell a difference. He also goes by tommie salamie. He says he’s fun like Chuck E. Cheese but the only thing fun about him is his name and maybe his nose.
Hide your kids, wives and quolls when you see that old toad charlieie e chuckwagon.

Charlieposting 

Posting attention grabbing selfies with rockstars, pornstars, or celebrities as a thinly disguised way of sparking debate. Charlieposting is prevalent among popular sub forum's and can be seen as modern-day trolling or shitposting. This type of trolling was made popular by beloved shitposter Charlie AzogthSoth. A modern day legend who is notorious for infiltrating and engaging in Facebook groups. His body of work is on par with the artist Banksy.
Person 1: Did you see those pictures posted in our intellectual debate forum for super geniuses?

Person 2: Yeah that's just Charlie and his King Charlieposting. Hoes be mad.
Unique way to spell Charlie, more girly. generally means
a girl who is known for being beautiful both inside and out. Usually on the shy side, they can come off as boring. However, once a Charliie opens up, she is charming, kind, intelligent and funny. Usually have great smiles. The girl that all the guys are secretly in love with. Said to be very good in bed. Charliies are fun-loving and enjoy being around people. Loves to party but is very chill, most Charlies are wild and crazy. They have a good sense of the world around them and love their family and friends. Anybody would be lucky to have a Charliie in their life.
'did you see that girl she's a real charliie'

'that top quality charliie right there'

'i wanna get myself a charliie'

'my gf is a real charliie'
Charliie by a,s,d,f, July 18, 2009

Charliibear 

The Lesbian every man, lesbian, or otherwise wants to be.
Guy: I'm just like you... a lesbian trapped in a mans body. Girl: Even if you had a vagina you'd still be no Charliibear!
Charliibear by Sumgirlunknown February 1, 2012

charliephillia 

Having a strong desire or fetish to fuck Charlie. It's hard to ignore so you just suck his dick.
'I have charliephillia, charlie is so hot!'
charliephillia by sweetcyper November 15, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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