chapper

1)A dermal abraision that's the result of vigorous masturbation.

2) To put your thumb through the skin of a penis (your own or another's).

Did you hear about that kid who jerked off so hard he gave himself a chapper?

Then the bitch's nail got caught and she gave me a chapper.

by wang hanger May 5, 2005

chapper

1. A term/nickname pretaining to one that is or at one time applied Chapstick to his face on a regular basis withour regard to the feelings of others around him.
2. One who wears "assless" chaps on a regular basis for the purpose of making others mad.

1. The stocky young Chapper was criticized for applying chap stick to his fat stupid face.
2. The history teacher wore assless chaps to annoy the class as he tought the lesson and constantly bent over to pick up his pencil.

by Matt Scrumagin February 6, 2008

Chapper

a slur which only chappris(cringey indian guys) can use to address their other chappri friends. You can get the c word pass from a good chappri friend.

Hey there my fellow chapper, let's go ride our KTM bikes and hit on other chapper girls. Oh look! there's somya saini another fellow chapper i wonder what she's upto! Somya saini said that im wank material the highest most prestigious chapper slang yayy!!

by Kebab Macchardani July 24, 2022

chipper chapper

One who is beyond statement excitement to the point of annoyance and can't keep their fuckin mouth shut.

"Stacy is such a fucking chipper chapper. I just wanna shove my face in a blender everytime I hear her blabbing. Why did we even invite her?"

by Y'all ready fo dis September 14, 2016

Ass Chapper

Is essentially someone who is annoying and naggy. These are the people who take the fun out of things or are people who ask a lot of someone else. Most commonly a seen in married women.

Example One: I woke up this morning and my wife had a huge list of shit from me to do! She is a total ass chapper!

Example Two:

Patty: Jason, take out the garbage, paint the fence, do the dishes and then fold the towels
Jason: You're totally chappin my ass right now!

by La-la-lucas July 21, 2009

dapper chapper

A word to describe a man who is well-dressed - especially if they are wearing a suit. Have you ever seen someone in public who is particularly well-dressed? You’d call them a dapper chapper.

“Look at that man over there wearing a suit - he’s a dapper chapper!”

by elli_xoi March 3, 2024

chapter 61

The chapter in which Baz Pitch and Simon Snow do Gay™ things. Chapter 61 in Carry On by Rainbow Rowell is the single best chapter known to man.

Person: What's the best thing that's ever happened to this Earth?
Me: Chapter 61.

by rainbow-annihilation July 22, 2018