chairoholic

A person who falls in love with a chair, specifically a blue school chair. The person may experience love at first sight when looking at the chair's screws (typically the screws where people's hair, mostly girls, gets attached to and causes pain in head area). Once you fall for a chair, its true love no matter what!

Taylor: *trips because of chair leg, looks back, and stares at chair's "eyes"
Taylor: OMG NICOLE, NICK I LOVE THAT CHAIR!
Nicole,Nick: *laughs while making random clicking noises*
Taylor: I'm taking it now, its true love.
Nicole: She's such a chairoholic!

chairoholic by ice.cream May 25, 2016

chatoholic 

1. Someone who makes a habit of going to online chatrooms.

2. Someone you see typing or talking in a chatroom everyday for months or years. If you see them everyday over a long period, you've become one of them yourself.

b_radmegalopolis was your typical chatoholic who couldn't seem to break the habit of showing up for endless hours in the chatroom month after month, year after year.

chatoholic by captainquirk February 26, 2009

Champoholic 

A huge fan of the Championship Manager or Football Manager games.

I can't stop playing, I'm a champoholic!

Champoholic by The chair May 22, 2009

Chairphobic 

People that hate chairs

Im chairphobic to school chairs

Chairphobic by NotRealDream8K November 8, 2021

Chazoholic

A person who is very annoying who likes to pu hisnose in others bussiness

Man randys a chazoholic i wanna kill him!!!!!

Chazoholic by SexBandit88 January 29, 2005

Chairaholic 

When you don't let someone sit on a chair

Oi you Isabel why won't you let me sit on that chair. Your such a chairaholic

Chairaholic by Woohoo24 January 19, 2017