chairoholic

A person who falls in love with a chair, specifically a blue school chair. The person may experience love at first sight when looking at the chair's screws (typically the screws where people's hair, mostly girls, gets attached to and causes pain in head area). Once you fall for a chair, its true love no matter what!

Taylor: *trips because of chair leg, looks back, and stares at chair's "eyes"
Taylor: OMG NICOLE, NICK I LOVE THAT CHAIR!
Nicole,Nick: *laughs while making random clicking noises*
Taylor: I'm taking it now, its true love.
Nicole: She's such a chairoholic!

chairoholic by ice.cream May 25, 2016

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chatoholic

1. Someone who makes a habit of going to online chatrooms.

2. Someone you see typing or talking in a chatroom everyday for months or years. If you see them everyday over a long period, you've become one of them yourself.

b_radmegalopolis was your typical chatoholic who couldn't seem to break the habit of showing up for endless hours in the chatroom month after month, year after year.

chatoholic by captainquirk February 26, 2009