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Chairaholic 

When you don't let someone sit on a chair
Oi you Isabel why won't you let me sit on that chair. Your such a chairaholic
Chairaholic by Woohoo24 January 19, 2017
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chataholic 

1. Someone who makes a habit of going to online chatrooms.

2. Someone you see typing or talking in a chatroom everyday for months or years. If you see them everyday over a long period, you've become one of them yourself.

3. Variant spelling for chatoholic
Benny1947 was your typical chataholic who couldn't seem to break the habit of showing up for endless hours in the same chatroom month after month, year after year.
chataholic by captainquirk September 22, 2009

Changaholic 

An Asian individual who drinks excessively and who is usually the token annoying, obnoxious, trashy person at a party. Usually ends in said person vomiting, crying, basically making an idiot of themselves.
Did you see the girl throwing up and crying last night at the party?
The Asian girl drinking everclear?
Yeah, total Changaholic.

alcoholic chang chang bang chang challenge vomit party idiot annoying obnoxious trashy Asian
Changaholic by ceewaylow64 June 24, 2011

Chataholic 

Chataholic: A chat room addict. All they ever do is chat. If you cam them, you will see their rooom behind them in a total mess, because all they do is chat.
"It was gross, I cammed him and not only was he naked and 'it' was 'in his hand', the whole room behind him was a disgusting mess, I think this is his whole life, he's a Chataholic"
Chataholic by Barticusthe5th December 1, 2009

chipaholic 

ONE WHO IS ADDICTED TO POTATO CHIPS SUCH AS DORITOS, CHEETOS,RUFFLES
I CAN EAT CHIPS EVERY DAY IM A CHIPAHOLIC
chipaholic by ANGGGG August 31, 2015

chairoholic

A person who falls in love with a chair, specifically a blue school chair. The person may experience love at first sight when looking at the chair's screws (typically the screws where people's hair, mostly girls, gets attached to and causes pain in head area). Once you fall for a chair, its true love no matter what!
Taylor: *trips because of chair leg, looks back, and stares at chair's "eyes"
Taylor: OMG NICOLE, NICK I LOVE THAT CHAIR!
Nicole,Nick: *laughs while making random clicking noises*
Taylor: I'm taking it now, its true love.
Nicole: She's such a chairoholic!
chairoholic by ice.cream May 25, 2016

Chairphobic 

Im chairphobic to school chairs
Chairphobic by NotRealDream8K November 8, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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