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1. The state of having a rash around the genitals caused by rubbing or itching the scrotum or inner thigh. Usually the result of friction and sometimes associated with the "chafed banana," or the "chafed asshole challenge."

2. The one down side of masturbation.

3. When glutenous greedy folks rub others the wrong way the friction is said to be chafin them.

4. A term for a group of corrupt West Virginians who srew the state so much they are called "Chafins."
We have been fucked in the ass so many times our asses are Chafin.
Chafin by TaintChafin July 20, 2011

chafin yer baw 

When someone you know or yourself is chatting complete and utter shite or making something up as they go along
shut up stupid and stop chafin yer baw

scott chafin 

When you rip off other people’s shit. Theft of others ideas/creativity/property.
Jerome pulled Scott Chafin. He was sued by Disney for selling cheap ugly replicas of Cinderella jerseys.
scott chafin by Yo mamamamana April 18, 2020

scotty chafin 

Someone who replaces their missing toe with their dick, because no one wants to touch their dick anyway.
Steve lost his toe last week, they cut his sick off and now his dick is his big toe! He is a Scotty Chafin!
scotty chafin by Yo mamamamana June 30, 2020

thomas chafin 

A person that is successful and talented. Also comes from a long line of ancestors.
Man I wish my name was Thomas Chafin.
thomas chafin by Thomas Chafin October 3, 2016

Misery Chain 

A “Misery Chain” describes the "endless cycle" of bad parenting.

"Fucked up parents" create "fucked up kids" who grow up to have more fucked up kids of their own, which keeps the Misery Chain going on and on into the future.

"Misery Chains" are often created by selfish or stupid people with no insight or sense of ethics: playboys, players, skanks, sluts, floozies, druggies, crack heads, dark friends, beach trolls, hill trolls, city trolls and trolls in general.
Wow, she created one “misery chain” having all those “screwed-up” kids by a bunch of different “screwed-up” guys.
Misery Chain by Ian De La Rosa July 20, 2013
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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