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Yo, Pedro, I heard Rosalitas dad walked in on you guys fucking last night.

Yeah, Homie, that shit was chafin
Chafin by ThatGuySus September 5, 2021
Words you can keep
1. The state of having a rash around the genitals caused by rubbing or itching the scrotum or inner thigh. Usually the result of friction and sometimes associated with the "chafed banana," or the "chafed asshole challenge."

2. The one down side of masturbation.

3. When glutenous greedy folks rub others the wrong way the friction is said to be chafin them.

4. A term for a group of corrupt West Virginians who srew the state so much they are called "Chafins."
We have been fucked in the ass so many times our asses are Chafin.
Chafin by TaintChafin July 20, 2011

chafin yer baw 

When someone you know or yourself is chatting complete and utter shite or making something up as they go along
shut up stupid and stop chafin yer baw

scott chafin 

When you rip off other people’s shit. Theft of others ideas/creativity/property.
Jerome pulled Scott Chafin. He was sued by Disney for selling cheap ugly replicas of Cinderella jerseys.
scott chafin by Yo mamamamana April 18, 2020

scotty chafin 

Someone who replaces their missing toe with their dick, because no one wants to touch their dick anyway.
Steve lost his toe last week, they cut his sick off and now his dick is his big toe! He is a Scotty Chafin!
scotty chafin by Yo mamamamana June 30, 2020

thomas chafin 

A person that is successful and talented. Also comes from a long line of ancestors.
Man I wish my name was Thomas Chafin.
thomas chafin by Thomas Chafin October 3, 2016

Misery Chain 

A “Misery Chain” describes the "endless cycle" of bad parenting.

"Fucked up parents" create "fucked up kids" who grow up to have more fucked up kids of their own, which keeps the Misery Chain going on and on into the future.

"Misery Chains" are often created by selfish or stupid people with no insight or sense of ethics: playboys, players, skanks, sluts, floozies, druggies, crack heads, dark friends, beach trolls, hill trolls, city trolls and trolls in general.
Wow, she created one “misery chain” having all those “screwed-up” kids by a bunch of different “screwed-up” guys.
Misery Chain by Ian De La Rosa July 20, 2013
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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