chafed penis Share definition Flag when you masturbate so much that your dick becomes flaky and peely. My penis hurt because it was chafed after masturbating for the past 4 hours with sandpaper glued to my hands. chafed penis by www.howtobepunk.com January 7, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the chafed penis mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch