crispy

crunk (high and drunk) + tipsy, being tipsy while being high. a couple of shots and 5-6 hits of weed.
Person 1: yo man u coming over
Person 2: yeah for a little bit, i can only get crispy
Person 1: Why man we're all getting crunk?
Person 2: I have to go out later and take a couple more shots
by laurentyethagenius September 16, 2013
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certs

Short for Concerta, a medication which is commonly prescribed to people with learning disabilities. Often abused by college students.
I just wrote 8 pages off the certs
by laurentyethagenius September 25, 2016
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Heez

Hashish. Hash. Concentrated THC (weed), that's usually brown and varies between sticky and dry consistencies. Slang term from Montreal, Canada. A joint with heez is called a heezer.
Person A: yo I just picked a set of fire bubz
Person B: I have no clue what you just said

Person A: I got some heez man! Hash!
Person B: Well why didn't you just say that?
by laurentyethagenius July 17, 2018
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