central michigan
central michigan by SHIMMY SHAM 45345 January 6, 2009
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Central Michigan
A school that people come to without actually thinking of the consequences. "Yes I got in! Oh shit I'm actually at this sick place now" "Dude you didn't realize that Central Michigan sucks dick!"
Central Michigan by Get it done69 August 30, 2011
Central Michigan University
A state university located in Mount Pleasant, MI. Known by CMU or Central locally, it is the school in Michigan to go to if you like to party but don't have a learning disability as required for admission to Eastern or Western.
I was going to go to Western, but they said I didn't qualify as mentally challenged so I have to go to Central Michigan University.
Central Michigan University by ChuckChippewa July 1, 2011
central michigan university
A university known for its community college experience, without the hassles of parental supervision. Also known for misshapen women, lukewarm beer, and endless fields of multiple varieties of corn.
"Did you get into Mott Community College?"
"No, I'm at Central michigan university this year, but maybe I'll get in next year! I hope..."
"No, I'm at Central michigan university this year, but maybe I'll get in next year! I hope..."
central michigan university by Centralfan696969 March 4, 2009
Central Michigan Forehead
The Central Michigan Forehead is a feature common of men in Central Michigan, in which the hairlines consistently recede at a young age.
Central Michigan Forehead by BigDaddyKosher May 15, 2018
Central Michigan coleslaw
If you get into that central Michigan coleslaw the hole in your wallet from a trip to the clinic isn't going to be the only thing that's burning.
Central Michigan coleslaw by PuppyJack7 September 6, 2021
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.