central michigan 

A college in Mt.Pleasant

David Sheridan went to central michigan.

central michigan by SHIMMY SHAM 45345 January 6, 2009

Central Michigan 

Central Michigan is like unprotected sex; happy you got in, upset that you came.

A school that people come to without actually thinking of the consequences. "Yes I got in! Oh shit I'm actually at this sick place now" "Dude you didn't realize that Central Michigan sucks dick!"

Central Michigan by Get it done69 August 30, 2011

Central Michigan University 

A state university located in Mount Pleasant, MI. Known by CMU or Central locally, it is the school in Michigan to go to if you like to party but don't have a learning disability as required for admission to Eastern or Western.

I was going to go to Western, but they said I didn't qualify as mentally challenged so I have to go to Central Michigan University.

Central Michigan University by ChuckChippewa July 1, 2011

central michigan university 

A university known for its community college experience, without the hassles of parental supervision. Also known for misshapen women, lukewarm beer, and endless fields of multiple varieties of corn.

"Did you get into Mott Community College?"

"No, I'm at Central michigan university this year, but maybe I'll get in next year! I hope..."

central michigan university by Centralfan696969 March 4, 2009

Central Michigan Forehead

The Central Michigan Forehead is a feature common of men in Central Michigan, in which the hairlines consistently recede at a young age.

Yo that dude has a massive Central Michigan Forehead.

Central Michigan Forehead by BigDaddyKosher May 15, 2018

Central Michigan coleslaw 

Adding shredded cabbage to vaginal discharge that's been spiced up with trichomoniasis parasites.

If you get into that central Michigan coleslaw the hole in your wallet from a trip to the clinic isn't going to be the only thing that's burning.

Central Michigan coleslaw by PuppyJack7 September 6, 2021