centarus

3 tounges in an arsehole at one time while being fucked by a horse

Rob loved the centarus tounge in his arse wow why the long face

by Slypie69 November 4, 2017

There are no centaurs in Oxford

1) The situation of an absence of horse-bodied men from the old English city of Oxford.

2) An exclamation caused by a ridiculous long-term belief being realised to be impossible.

1) "I haven't seen any of those horse-bodied men about this city of gleaming spires lately..."
"Well of course, there are no centaurs in Oxford!"

2) "What?! The Moon isn't made of cheese?"
"Isn't that obvious? There are no centaurs in Oxford!"

by Thursday0901 July 29, 2012

gables centaurs

Faggot ass pussys who will never have shit on the key rats. Fuck all gables centaurs, and there fucking mothers. gables centaurs can suck key rat dick. As you can see this is how they try people. using urban dictionary instead of actually fighitng

Gables centaurs swear they are hard.

by FUCK GABLES CENTAURS January 29, 2008

Centaurus Highschool

Centaurus Highschool is the home of the bitch asses.

you can meet a lot of different people at Centaurus Highschool. You got your yeehaw bois, your rich white drug dealers, hot Cheeto girls, blue haired homosexual astrology hoes, your potheads, "where my hug at" pussy ass men, bitches that cry when they get an A minus and bitches that have been there for the last 7 years. also there's bruce.

academics are okay. the teachers are fucking wack though, most of them are bald. but some are really swag.

Bro 1: Yesterday at centaurus highschool I saw a fight between a yeehaw boi and a bitch with dyed hair.
Bro 2: That's crazy. I saw a fight between a hot Cheeto girl and a where my hug at dude.

Bro 1: Damn bro that's crazy.

*They make out*
Bro 2: "No homo though"

by Scott's Tot September 12, 2021

Centrus-kabash

A central problem causer, due to disapproval of terms and events on board

My dad was a centrus-kabash on last night's party

by Wyke October 8, 2020