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There are no centaurs in Oxford
1) The situation of an absence of horse-bodied men from the old English city of Oxford.
2) An exclamation caused by a ridiculous long-term belief being realised to be impossible.
2) An exclamation caused by a ridiculous long-term belief being realised to be impossible.
1) "I haven't seen any of those horse-bodied men about this city of gleaming spires lately..."
"Well of course, there are no centaurs in Oxford!"
2) "What?! The Moon isn't made of cheese?"
"Isn't that obvious? There are no centaurs in Oxford!"
"Well of course, there are no centaurs in Oxford!"
2) "What?! The Moon isn't made of cheese?"
"Isn't that obvious? There are no centaurs in Oxford!"
There are no centaurs in Oxford by Thursday0901 July 29, 2012
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gables centaurs
Faggot ass pussys who will never have shit on the key rats. Fuck all gables centaurs, and there fucking mothers. gables centaurs can suck key rat dick. As you can see this is how they try people. using urban dictionary instead of actually fighitng
gables centaurs by FUCK GABLES CENTAURS January 29, 2008
Centaurus Highschool
Centaurus Highschool is the home of the bitch asses.
you can meet a lot of different people at Centaurus Highschool. You got your yeehaw bois, your rich white drug dealers, hot Cheeto girls, blue haired homosexual astrology hoes, your potheads, "where my hug at" pussy ass men, bitches that cry when they get an A minus and bitches that have been there for the last 7 years. also there's bruce.
academics are okay. the teachers are fucking wack though, most of them are bald. but some are really swag.
you can meet a lot of different people at Centaurus Highschool. You got your yeehaw bois, your rich white drug dealers, hot Cheeto girls, blue haired homosexual astrology hoes, your potheads, "where my hug at" pussy ass men, bitches that cry when they get an A minus and bitches that have been there for the last 7 years. also there's bruce.
academics are okay. the teachers are fucking wack though, most of them are bald. but some are really swag.
Bro 1: Yesterday at centaurus highschool I saw a fight between a yeehaw boi and a bitch with dyed hair.
Bro 2: That's crazy. I saw a fight between a hot Cheeto girl and a where my hug at dude.
Bro 1: Damn bro that's crazy.
*They make out*
Bro 2: "No homo though"
Bro 2: That's crazy. I saw a fight between a hot Cheeto girl and a where my hug at dude.
Bro 1: Damn bro that's crazy.
*They make out*
Bro 2: "No homo though"
Centaurus Highschool by Scott's Tot September 12, 2021
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bang a you-ee
bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.