ceasery 

1. This word is undefinable

Ceasery to this example.

ceasery by Aron Homberg December 14, 2006

Ceaser's Fire brigade

1) When the government or government officals destroys your property or assets and you have to pay for any damages, repairs, legal costs and any further government taxes to do with said property or assets.

2) Where the government legally aquires your property without permission and destroys it in order to make way for a highway or another government owned structure.

This word was made famous when Marcus Licinius Crassus who came from a wealthy roman family created the first fire brigade in Rome and would have hundreds of men on hand to help put out the flames. Unfortunatly the firemen refused to help without gaining at least a third of the price of the property, these deals were usually made whilst the property was burning.

Augustus Ceaser adopted this Idea and built his own fire brigade where he would burn down other peoples properties and then claim them as damaged goods which could be legally aquired by Augustus Ceaser.

Government: Excuse me sir we have aquired your home to make way for a highway with tolls

Joe Blow: What Ive been living on this land for fifty years you can't do that

Government: Is it a bird is it plane, no It's Ceaser's Fire brigade now piss off.

Ceaser's Fire brigade by blashada October 18, 2012

Ceaser (Ivan)

An annoying prick who cheats on his girlfriend and doesn't who give a shit about her and makes her cry and hangs out with other assholes (and has twigs for legs)

Ceaser (Ivan): OmG tHeRe'S lIkE 20 gIrLs ArOuNd Me

Ceaser (Ivan) by Fck nugget September 14, 2019

tobious ceaser

A ginger man wrapped in a white towel

All Hail Tobious Ceaser King of the white towels

tobious ceaser by Claireandtoby July 12, 2016

Ceaser 

A haircut where the barber goes from the center of your head and out in all directions. They come in light and dark.

Barber: What you want son?

Customer: Let me get a dark ceaser.

Barber: Aight, i got you

Ceaser by P. Dot September 7, 2006

Ceaser Stretching 

Deliberately stretching and exercising while fully nude so as to seduce a member of the same sex.

Mike totally was ceaser stretching that guy at the spa in Vegas.

Ceaser Stretching by Ghost lawyer February 27, 2017

Pulling a Ceaser 

For starters...Ceaser is the type of guy who will talk to you and get to know you, but he will end up playing with your feelings. Later on, after y’all are done, you'll find out that he was lying to you the whole ass time y’all were talking or “together.”

Also, he is the type of guy that says he doesn’t do relationship, claims you and him weren’t a thing, and is most likely a player.

Now that we know what/who is a Ceaser, pulling a Ceaser means they fucked up a relationship. They could have been an ass during that time, lied to the other person, or degraded the other partner. They also could have been talking to other people or pulled a “player move.”

Cynthia: Wait..let me get this straight...you’re dating Ceaser!
Bella: Noooo! We ended long ago, but he always tells people we were never a thing.
Cynthia: Why’d y’all break up tho?
Bella: Because Cynthia...he was Pulling a Ceaser

Pulling a Ceaser by Supbitches April 8, 2020