Ceaser
A haircut where the barber goes from the center of your head and out in all directions. They come in light and dark.
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Ceaser
Related Words
Ceaser
A very handsome light skin nigga, he loves chicken, ramen noodles, and kool-aid. He has a very very big dig-a-ling. He gets every bad bitch on dis planet and he juss loves playing fortnite
Ceaser by OMGitsCeaserWTF June 19, 2021
Ceaser's Fire brigade
1) When the government or government officals destroys your property or assets and you have to pay for any damages, repairs, legal costs and any further government taxes to do with said property or assets.
2) Where the government legally aquires your property without permission and destroys it in order to make way for a highway or another government owned structure.
This word was made famous when Marcus Licinius Crassus who came from a wealthy roman family created the first fire brigade in Rome and would have hundreds of men on hand to help put out the flames. Unfortunatly the firemen refused to help without gaining at least a third of the price of the property, these deals were usually made whilst the property was burning.
Augustus Ceaser adopted this Idea and built his own fire brigade where he would burn down other peoples properties and then claim them as damaged goods which could be legally aquired by Augustus Ceaser.
2) Where the government legally aquires your property without permission and destroys it in order to make way for a highway or another government owned structure.
This word was made famous when Marcus Licinius Crassus who came from a wealthy roman family created the first fire brigade in Rome and would have hundreds of men on hand to help put out the flames. Unfortunatly the firemen refused to help without gaining at least a third of the price of the property, these deals were usually made whilst the property was burning.
Augustus Ceaser adopted this Idea and built his own fire brigade where he would burn down other peoples properties and then claim them as damaged goods which could be legally aquired by Augustus Ceaser.
Government: Excuse me sir we have aquired your home to make way for a highway with tolls
Joe Blow: What Ive been living on this land for fifty years you can't do that
Government: Is it a bird is it plane, no It's Ceaser's Fire brigade now piss off.
Joe Blow: What Ive been living on this land for fifty years you can't do that
Government: Is it a bird is it plane, no It's Ceaser's Fire brigade now piss off.
Ceaser's Fire brigade by blashada October 18, 2012
Ceaser (Ivan)
An annoying prick who cheats on his girlfriend and doesn't who give a shit about her and makes her cry and hangs out with other assholes (and has twigs for legs)
Ceaser (Ivan) by Fck nugget September 14, 2019
Ceaser Stretching
Ceaser Stretching by Ghost lawyer February 27, 2017
More from Urban Dictionary
Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026