Ceaser 

A haircut where the barber goes from the center of your head and out in all directions. They come in light and dark.

Barber: What you want son?

Customer: Let me get a dark ceaser.

Barber: Aight, i got you

Ceaser by P. Dot September 7, 2006

Ceaser 

An ugly guy who tends vto like dudes an is very very selfish.

Ceaser is pretty self considerate and very much selfish

Ceaser by Alacba May 30, 2018

Ceaser 

A very handsome light skin nigga, he loves chicken, ramen noodles, and kool-aid. He has a very very big dig-a-ling. He gets every bad bitch on dis planet and he juss loves playing fortnite

Omg 😱 its ceaser the man who loves chicken and kool-aid and his PP big

Ceaser by OMGitsCeaserWTF June 19, 2021

Ceaser 

A girl thats REALLY horny for Holland

Ceaser: "Im really horny for holland!"

Ceaser by Breadguuy September 13, 2025

Ceaser's Fire brigade

1) When the government or government officals destroys your property or assets and you have to pay for any damages, repairs, legal costs and any further government taxes to do with said property or assets.

2) Where the government legally aquires your property without permission and destroys it in order to make way for a highway or another government owned structure.

This word was made famous when Marcus Licinius Crassus who came from a wealthy roman family created the first fire brigade in Rome and would have hundreds of men on hand to help put out the flames. Unfortunatly the firemen refused to help without gaining at least a third of the price of the property, these deals were usually made whilst the property was burning.

Augustus Ceaser adopted this Idea and built his own fire brigade where he would burn down other peoples properties and then claim them as damaged goods which could be legally aquired by Augustus Ceaser.

Government: Excuse me sir we have aquired your home to make way for a highway with tolls

Joe Blow: What Ive been living on this land for fifty years you can't do that

Government: Is it a bird is it plane, no It's Ceaser's Fire brigade now piss off.

Ceaser's Fire brigade by blashada October 18, 2012

Ceaser (Ivan)

An annoying prick who cheats on his girlfriend and doesn't who give a shit about her and makes her cry and hangs out with other assholes (and has twigs for legs)

Ceaser (Ivan): OmG tHeRe'S lIkE 20 gIrLs ArOuNd Me

Ceaser (Ivan) by Fck nugget September 14, 2019

Ceaser Stretching 

Deliberately stretching and exercising while fully nude so as to seduce a member of the same sex.

Mike totally was ceaser stretching that guy at the spa in Vegas.

Ceaser Stretching by Ghost lawyer February 27, 2017