"God, I'm starving and I'm
horny as fuck. What I would give for a sloppy, crispy canejob right now."
"Dude, did you hear about last week? Davis got arrested for giving
Nathaniel a canejob in public."
"I'm a pretty vanilla sorta guy. Just
missionary and maybe some doggy. You won't catch me doing any of that freaky canejob shit."