Home COVID Test

Farting right next to a person you live with and not telling them to see if they still have their sense of smell.

My wife just gave me a Home COVID Test and I passed.

by AnctRome November 26, 2020

Taped

Paralyzed by bureaucracy or official procedures such that you are unable to hang out with your friends or otherwise have fun.

Guy 1: It's National Margarita Day! Let's get drunk!
Guy 2: I'm at the DMV trying to get a new license, there's mad red tape; I'm taped.

Guy: Hey, what are you doing tonight? Want to get dinner?
Girl: I can't, I'm taped to my W2s. Today is the last day to file taxes.

by AnctRome August 13, 2013

cake job

Taking a shit on the top of someone's head, like icing on a cake.

Sarah wanted a good cake job pic so I ate hummus and crackers for two days and let it rip right on her corn rows

by AnctRome March 07, 2008

cakejob

To shit on top of someone's head, like icing on a cake.

Sarah wanted a good cakejob pic so I ate crackers and humus for two days and let it rip right on her cornrows.

by AnctRome April 18, 2008

adfart

When a source of advertising which usually has you pegged goes wildly wrong

To college student:
Videogame Advertisement
Beer Advertisement
Deodorant / Cologne Advertisement
adfart If your home is worth at least $300,000 we can help you reduce your mortgage payments by up to 4%

by AnctRome December 04, 2020